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Hey Freaks! Happy Halloween! To celebrate we've got a creepy sextastic tuesday for you...on Monday! It's actually not really that... Read More

Hey Freaks! It's been a crazy few days! I'm so glad to be back, spreading the distortion for all you... Read More

Hey Freaks, I've got a great show for you today, plus your chance to win some valuable gift certificates! Come... Read More

Hey Freaks! So glad to be back with a brand new episode of DV for you! Enjoy the program, and... Read More

Hey Freaks! It's our post-Halloween show: I report on all the weird shit that went down yesterday. Plus, your E-mails... Read More

Hey Freaks! We're back starting a new week of Distorted View's! Quite frankly, I think we've got some of the... Read More

Hey Freaks! Welcome back! Another long weekend as I spent Thanksgiving in my hometown of Ashtabula, Ohio. I'm back with... Read More

Hey Freaks! What a fantastic way to start the week: a double dose of Distorted View! Enjoy the Monday show.... Read More

Hey Freaks! I'm back after our Classique Sextastic Tuesday show. Today's program is jam-packed and I had a blast taping... Read More

Hey Freaks! Back for the Wednesday program! Thanks for all of the E-mail/Voicemails. Keep them coming! Enjoy today's show! Or... Read More

Hey Freaks! It's thursday and I'm back to the loud, screaming Tim that you know and love. Fuck my upstairs... Read More

Hey Freaks! I'm back! I still have a cold, but fuck it all to hell. You'll just have to deal... Read More

Hey Freaks! Back here for the Tuesday show! I'm proud to say Sextastic Tuesday has returned! Enjoy the insanity. And... Read More

Hey Freaks! We're back with one of the craziest shows in a long time. Today's show clocks in at almost... Read More

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! Along with the news today, I have another story to share from my "real-life" that... Read More

Hey Freaks! Ending the week with more bizarre news stories, more Home Shopping audio, and more of the cool ranch... Read More

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show, have a great weekend, all that jazz. On Today's Show: - Maggots in bedsores -... Read More

Hey Freaks! Jesus! It's taken me almost 2 hours to upload the show (dialup) and I'm falling asleep here. I'm... Read More

Hey Freaks! It's a brand new week, and have I got some great stories for you! If you run across... Read More

Hey Freaks! Another day, another batch of fucked up news! Thanks to all of you adding me as your friend... Read More

Hey Freaks! What a day! Unicorn sex videos, clips from Madge Weinstein's Yeast Radio, plus all of the bizarre news... Read More

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! IF you run across a funny news story, or stange audio/video files, send them along... Read More

Hey Freaks, Well today was a giant clusterfuck. I recorded the show, was done by 2:00pm. Ran some errands and... Read More

Hey Freaks! Yes, it's Monday and that kind of sucks, but fear not! I'm here to help you get through... Read More

Hey Freaks! On today's show we've got the fist-fuck mega-mix, fart-porn: part 2, and of course, the crazy-bizarre news you've... Read More

Hey Freaks! On today's show: Sextastic Tuesday! I have to warn you about this one, though. We've taken the bit... Read More

Hey Freaks! If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. Today's show gives the Mugglecast a run for its money. Don't... Read More

Hey Freaks! It's the last show of the year! What better way to end 2005 then to introduce you to... Read More

Hey Freaks! TGIF!!!!!(shoot me) Enjoy the podcast. In addition to the usual stupidity, I've got more behind-the-scenes stories, including why... Read More

Hey Freaks! It's Tuesday, and that's when things get a little sexier here on Distorted View! That's right, it's Sextastic... Read More

Hey Freaks! In addition to crazy news stories, you'll also learn which hand I use to masturbate with and my... Read More

Hey Freaks! Finally, I'm back with a new show for you! See, I gave you a taste of what a... Read More

Hey Freaks! Domestic Violence Awareness Week continues on Distorted View with more PSA audio goodness. Knowing is half the battle... Read More

Hey Freaks! Back with more distortion for ya! Today we learn about A Neo-Nazi Tween Duo act! I think I... Read More

Hey Freaks! Back with a brand new episode! Thanks for all the E-mails and news tips! Keep them coming! On... Read More

Hey Freaks! I've got a great show for you today. Lots of fun stuff to go through!I hope you all... Read More

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Friday show, and we'll be back on Monday to start a whole new week! On Today's... Read More

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the big Friday show! I could very well be back this weekend with another dose of DV,... Read More

Hey Freaks! I'M PODCASTING FOR HURRICANE VICTIMS. Please help by donating your time/money/assistance to one of the following organizations: Visit... Read More

Hey Freaks! I'm still a sick little monkey, but here's a brand new show for you anyways, cuz I love... Read More

Hey Freaks! It's new music Friday as we unveil Ty's brand new DV song! Plus, we're getting closer to finding... Read More

Hey Freaks! Stupid site was down last night and I couldnt update. Here's the show! Enjoy the Friday show. I... Read More

Hey Freaks! Back with another dose of Distorted Views for you! Plus, if you grew up in the 80's, you'll... Read More

Hey Freaks! Enjoy today's Sextastic Tuesday! I've got nothing else to say. If you're curious about how my weekend went... Read More

Hey Freaks, Wow! Quite a show for you today, freaks! In addition to the crazy news and a Sextastic Tuesday... Read More

Hey freaks! Enjoy the Monday show! Too drunk to do show notes! On today's show - A fecal flood! -... Read More

Hey Freaks! Happy Valentine's Day! If you have no one to love today, feel free to claim me as your... Read More

Hey Freaks! Yes, we're back with a brand new show! Believe me, that last sentence really DID warrant the exclamation... Read More

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the insanity of today's program! If you're new to DV, prepare yourself for bad language, potentially offensive... Read More

Hey Freaks! It was a super slow news day and I was only able to scrape up two items. So,... Read More

Hey Freaks! I'm feeling like shit today. So here's the run down of today's show! Enjoy! xoxoxoo 4ever On Today's... Read More

Hey Freaks! Wow! Look at this: A Friday show is up at the normal time! Rock on. Today I bring... Read More

Hey Freaks! What a way to end the week! In addition to the crazy news, we unleash a musical beast!... Read More

Hey Freaks! Friday's here and we have a jam packed show to end the week. Enjoy your weekend, and rest... Read More

Hey Freaks! Here's your Friday show! Enjoy the weekend, and we'll be back on Monday for more Distorted View! If... Read More

Hey Freaks! I'm back with brand new DV for you! Today on the program a long-time fried of the show... Read More

Hey Freaks! I'm working hard on getting the member site up. It's a real son-of-a-bitch, let me tell you. It... Read More

Hey Freaks! It's Tuesday, and I've got a new Sextastic Tuesday story...with a little help from some friends. Enjoy the... Read More

Hey freaks! Look! A weekend show! I'm as surprised as you are. Nonetheless, enjoy the program and I'll see you... Read More

Hey Freaks! Hope you all had a fantastic weekend! It's time to buckle the fuck down and start a brand... Read More

Hey Freaks! It's a brand new week, and I'm here to help you get through it with a bunch of... Read More

Hey Freaks! Remember: no one should touch you in a way you feel is wrong. And that's one to grown... Read More

Hey Freaks! More audio insanity for you today on the Wednesday show! Again, if you'd like to be entered in... Read More

Hey Freaks! It's Monday and I'm back to help get you through your shitty work-week. Funny I said "shit", because... Read More

Hey Freaks! Did you miss me? Well, good! I hope you've learned to appreciate what I do for you. I'm... Read More

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the stupidity of today's program! If you run across any disturbing/twisted stories in the news, Email them... Read More

Hey Freaks! Last week we read a strange Sextastic Tuesday story, but this week, it's just kind of gross. Fast... Read More

Hey Freaks, There will be a show today, but it's coming later. I was having internet issues last night and... Read More

Hey Freaks, Enjoy the podcast! Lots of great audio today along with some twisted news. I'll be back tomorrow and... Read More

Hey Freaks! It's time for another installment of Sextastic Tuesday! If you run across a truly bizarre sex story and... Read More

Hey Freaks! Well, in true DV cluster-fuck fashion, I'm having a hell of a time doing a show for you... Read More

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show today! We've got another listener-written Sextastic Tuesday story for you. Keep those newstips and audio/video... Read More

Hey Freaks, I've always been honest with you regarding the program, so I feel a certain responsibility to just lay... Read More

Hey Freaks! My killer cold is persisting, so today's show is short. I've got a brand new Sextastic Tuesday story... Read More

Hey Freaks! It's Tuesday, and thats when things get a little sexier/creepier here on Distorted View Daily. That's right, a... Read More

Hey Freaks! I'm alive! There was no show on Memorial Day and last Friday I was really sick, but I'm... Read More

Hey Freaks! Back with a frantic Wednesday show! Enjoy the fast-paced magic. What else is there to say? I love... Read More

Hey Freaks! Hope you guys had a great weekend! Now you've got to go back to school or work, and... Read More

Hey Freaks! Back after another long weekend. It's time to get back down to business. Enjoy the show today, and... Read More

Hey Freaks! I have nothing to say to you cheap sons of bitches. Enjoy the show, fuckwads! On Today's Show:... Read More

Hey Freaks! I've got a very special episode of DV for you today! We take a trip to...The Tranny Zone!... Read More

Hey Freaks! Listen to the show today for a little clip from The DV Drunk show! It really exsists! It's... Read More

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! On Today's Show: - Killed by sausage - More mentally ill sex - Troublesome gays... Read More

Hey Freaks, It's been quite a day, so I recorded today's show earlier than usual so I could get some... Read More

Hey Freaks! I'm officially back with a new porgram for you! There is no Sextastic Tuesday story today, but I... Read More

Hey Freaks! We've got another big show for you today. Along with the news of the weird, we've got a... Read More

Hey Freaks! Ok, we're back on track here! Yesterday I re-played the Sextastic Tuesday show since the audio was all... Read More

Hey Freaks! Back to start a whole new week of DV! I've got a new lady in my life! A... Read More

Hey Freaks! We're back with a very sexy Tuesday show! That's why we call it, "Sextastic Tuesday!". I promise it... Read More

Hey Freaks! It's the end of the month, and we kick June to the curb with a fantastic episode of... Read More

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show, and don't forget to send in any strange news stories you run across. If you... Read More

Hey Freaks! This is it! End of the week! Enjoy the show and we'll be back on Monday (most likely)... Read More

300th Show! Hey Freaks! Who would have thought I would stick with DV for over 300 podcasts! More puzzling is... Read More

Hey Freaks! Here's your Friday show! Sorry it's a bit late. Enjoy the stupidity, and for those of you who... Read More

Hey Freaks! As promised, here is your Wednesday show. So sorry it's late. I warned you this week was going... Read More

Hey Freaks! I'm so happy to be back after my extended weekend! Hope you guys had a great labor day,... Read More

Hey Freaks! Thanks for checking out the Tuesday show. It's a brand new episode as we celebrate my 26th birthday... Read More

Hey Freaks! You did it. You won me over with that smile of yours. More importantly, you came through with... Read More

Hey Freaks! Tuesday's are always a little sexier here on DV, and this week is no different! Along with twisted... Read More

Hey Freaks! It's November! Yay! Oh, who am I kidding, November sucks. November is the poor man's August. I have... Read More

Hey Freaks! After listening to today's show, you'll want to dress up like an AIDS infected Nazi prostitute for Halloween!... Read More

Hey Freaks! It's the start of the work week, which blows, but on the bright side, I'm right by your... Read More

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Monday show! I start extended shows this week, and the first one will be tomorrow. In... Read More

Hey Freaks! It's a sad day in DV history as we learn what happened to the dickhole guy and why... Read More

Hey Freaks! Back with more crapola for you. I have nothing else to add, so here's some random urine facts!... Read More

Hey Freaks! Full shownotes will come later. I'm going to bed! Email: show@distortedview.com Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Podcast Alley: New Month, DV... Read More

Hey Freaks! Hope you all had a great weekend! On today's show you hear what happens when you masturbate with... Read More

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! I'm still working my crazy hours, but that should end any day now. On Today's... Read More

Hey Freaks! Back with the mid-week program! That's right: wednesday, bitches! Remember: if you have funny audio bloopers, news of... Read More

Hey Freaks! I'm so happy to be back with you after my long weekend! We've got more pussy farts and... Read More

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Friday podcast and we'll see you back on Monday to start a whole new week. If... Read More

Hey Freaks! It's the Friday show...on a Saturday. I'm an idiot. Enjoy the program and I'll be back tomorrow (yes!)... Read More

Hey Freaks! Hope you guys had a great weekend! I'm so glad to be back to start a whole new... Read More

Hey Freaks! Despite getting sick this weekend, I tried to remains productive. I finally updated the Tim's Body Parts page... Read More

Hey Freaks, Friday's show will be posted in the late afternoon, which is almost becoming a regular thing. Anyways, here's... Read More

Hey Freaks! Tampon talk continues on today's DV! I've also good some great news stories, and you're introduced to my... Read More

Hey Freaks! It's Tuesday! You know what that means...another doggone Sextastic Tuesday story for you. In addition to this audio... Read More

Hey Freaks! If you're easily grossed out, you may want to skip past the first few minutes of the show... Read More

Hey Freaks, Back with your Wednesday edition of Distorted View! Remember: If you run across a crazy news story, bizarre... Read More

Hey Freaks! Back here with your Tuesday show! We've got some news of the weird, more liquid ass talk, and... Read More

Hey Freaks! All aboard the crazy train! We're rolling through the week, and the news stories keep getting stranger. Enjoy... Read More

Hey Freaks! We're back with a new week of shows, and we're kicking it off with a brand new website!... Read More

Hey Freaks! It's late, I'm tired, so these shownotes will be short. Enjoy the Friday program! I may be back... Read More

Hey Freaks! Back with a brand new episode! Remember: if you freaks find funny/bizarre/gross things on the Internet, E-mail them... Read More

Hey Freaks! Back to start a brand new week with you. I'm still working overnights at my job, so the... Read More

Hey Freaks! We're back from vacation in big, big way! In addition to the strange, bizarre news you crave, we've... Read More

Hey Freaks! A Saturday show!? Could it be? Why yes, it's a reality. Enjoy the funny and I'll see you... Read More

Hey Freaks! Here's your Sextastic Wednesday! I'm still planning to have PK&J's Jeanette read a story on an upcoming edition,... Read More

Hey Freaks! What a show today! If you are easily offended, fast forward through the first few minutes. A big... Read More