Hey Freaks! I am tired! If you missed the Distorted View Daily Aftershow (DVDA) you can download it! A link... Read More
Hey Freaks! Tampon talk continues on today's DV! I've also good some great news stories, and you're introduced to my... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back with a brand new show to end the week! In addition to the crazy news stories, I'm... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the program! Shrot and simple. On Today's Show: -Fake Retards -Splashing the Elderly -Telephone Stabbing Links: Chicken... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back with the Friday! Come for the fucked up news, stay for my rants against the elderly. Today:... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy today's Sextastic Tuesday! I've got nothing else to say. If you're curious about how my weekend went... Read More
Hey Freaks, I've got a great show for you today, plus your chance to win some valuable gift certificates! Come... Read More
Hey Freaks! The Tim Henson Suicide Watch is almost over: Television critic Tim Goodman has reported that my beloved Arrested... Read More
Hey Freaks! Glad to be back with you for yet another week of audip stupidity. Thanks for all the E-mails... Read More
Hey Freaks! Hope you all had a great weekend. Enjoy the show! I've got nothing else to say to you... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back to start a new week with you. Here we go! On Today's Show: - Dunkin Grossnuts -... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm back with an extended episode of DV for you today. It's over 40 minutes of audio stupidity.... Read More
Hey freaks! Enjoy the Monday show! Too drunk to do show notes! On today's show - A fecal flood! -... Read More
Hey Freaks! Well, I never got around to doing that promised Friday show last week. I was a lazy bitch... Read More
Hey Freaks! Thank God I live in an apartment complex and can mooch off of a wireless connection! Otherwise you'd... Read More
Hey Freaks! Another day, another sparkling new dose of the worst humanity has to offer.I'm so glad to be your... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! I have nothin else to add, so here's the ingredients to Mountain Blast Powerade: Water,... Read More
Hey Freaks, Enjoy the show! That's all I got today. On Today's Show: - Drowning in vomit! - Rejecting dick!... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back for another installment of audio stupidity! Remember to vote for Distorted View at Podcast Alley! We're sooooo... Read More
Hey Freaks! Another super late recording session. Today's show is...well, it's an abortion. I think. I really don't know because... Read More
Hey Freaks! We end the week right with some crazy news stories for you. Plus, Stephen Hawking sings for you!... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm back with another weeks worth of audiophonic stupidity to share with you. Enjoy the podcast and check... Read More
Hey Freaks! Did you miss me? Well, good! I hope you've learned to appreciate what I do for you. I'm... Read More
Hey Freaks! Friday's here and we have a jam packed show to end the week. Enjoy your weekend, and rest... Read More
Hey everybody! Enjoy today's show and we'll see you back on Monday for an all new week of fresh DV's!... Read More
Hey Freaks! On today's show we've got the fist-fuck mega-mix, fart-porn: part 2, and of course, the crazy-bizarre news you've... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm back with a brand new edition of Sextastic Tuesday! Enjoy! Don't forget to voicemail me. I try... Read More
Hey Freaks! It was kind of a slow news day, so I apologize if the stories aren't up to the... Read More
Hey freaks! Thanks for checking out the podcast! It's a good one today, and that's a Tim Henson Promise(tm). The... Read More
Hey Freaks! Quit Yer Bitchin! I gots a brand new show for you and it's pretty excellent! Like I said... Read More
Hey Freaks! Hope you all had a great weekend! On today's show you hear what happens when you masturbate with... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Thursday show! Remember: if you've come across some funny audio or video that you think would... Read More
Hey Freaks! Here it is! For once I actually make good on a promise and give you the REAL February... Read More
Hey Freaky Deakies! Hey, fuckwads: give me money. We're so close to my podcast expo goal. If you donate this... Read More
Hey Freaks! Just got back from the emergency room. Listen to today's show and you'll understand. Remember: I'm running a... Read More
Hey my twisted little freaks! We're back with an all-new episode of Distorted View Daily for you to feast upon!... Read More
Hey Freaks! After listening to today's show, you'll want to dress up like an AIDS infected Nazi prostitute for Halloween!... Read More
Hey Freaks, We've got a big show for you today! Is it offensive? Yeah. But that's the way you like... Read More
Hey Freaks! You gots yourselfs a brands new DV (and a few extra s's). Enjoy the program and I'll see... Read More
Hey Freaks! We're back starting a new week of Distorted View's! Quite frankly, I think we've got some of the... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's officially our 100th show! Very exciting, right? I celebrate this milestone by reading strange news stories...which I... Read More
Hey Freaks, Back with your Wednesday edition of Distorted View! Remember: If you run across a crazy news story, bizarre... Read More
Hey Freaks! Bad News: we're ending the week early because I'll be out of town tomorrow. We'll do a Best-Of... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's Tuesday, and you all know what that means: Sextastic Tuesday! Don't worry...it's a strange story, but not... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm back with a working mic! Enjoy the show, and don't forget to keep sending me those funny... Read More
Hey Freaks! Am I liar? Yes, but not in this case. As promised, here is your Friday/Saturday show. It's a... Read More
Hey Freaks! It was a slow news day, but I think I found a few good ones for you. Now... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's a brand new week, and have I got some great stories for you! If you run across... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back with another brand new episode for you! This episode is made even more special by a listener-submitted... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm back with brand new DV for you! Today on the program a long-time fried of the show... Read More
Hey Freaks! We're ending the week right with some fucked up shit! Remember: it's a new month, and I'd really... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's hump day! Join me on yet another journey into the bizarre underbelly of daily news! Plus: weird... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm back, feeling recharged after a great Labor Day vacation! It's going to be a strange week, as... Read More
Hey Freaks! I've got a brand new show for you today! I'm still sick, so you can all enjoy my... Read More
Hey Freaks! Listen to the show today for a little clip from The DV Drunk show! It really exsists! It's... Read More
Hey Freaks! Have a great weekend! I'll be busy planning the 1st annual Distorted View Bizarre Sex Summer Games. Get... Read More
We made it through another week together! I've saved some of the best (read: craziest) news stories for last! On... Read More
Hey Freaks Shownotes will pop up sometime if I don't die. Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the program! On Today's Show: - Eating shit smeared toilet paper - Kicking the shit out of... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show today! I'm off to Christmas shop in just a few hours. What size are you?... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy this spooky, creeptacular crapfest. I've got a brand new Sextastic Tuesday story, along with all the other... Read More
Hey Freaks! Well, I've got a jam-packed show for you today. We've got some brand new Linda Finkle Hall of... Read More
Hey Freaks! Made it to the end of another week. And you know what? We did it together. I mean,... Read More
Hey Freaks! Thanks for joining me on Today's DV! While you're here, dont forget to check out the links to... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm still not feeling 100%, but nonetheless I'm back! I've missed you twisted little freaks! Enjoy the show,... Read More
It's Friday and I've got one more dose of Distorted View for you before we call it a week! Remember:... Read More
Hey Freaks! Hope you had a great weekend! We're back with a whole new week of Distorted Views for you!... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's Tuesday! You know what that means...another doggone Sextastic Tuesday story for you. In addition to this audio... Read More
It's the big Friday show and boy is it a doozey! On Today's Show: -DV NEWS FLASH: People are allowed... Read More
Hey Freaks! As promised, here's a BRAND NEW episode of Distorted View for your Thursday. To make it worth the... Read More
Hey Freaks! Happy Birthday to DV! It was one year ago today that my first daily podcast was posted. Thanks... Read More
Hey Freaks! You know what today is: Sextastic Tuesday! I've got a great, disgusting story for you today! In addition... Read More
Hey Freaks! We're ending the week in a big, big way! In addition to all of the typical sick shit,... Read More
Hey Freaks! Wow, a super late show today. It's 4:00am and I'm just getting around to posting this. So..tired... On... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's late, I'm tired, so these shownotes will be short. Enjoy the Friday program! I may be back... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the stupid show! I *HEART* u. On Today's Show: - The Penis Pumper Strikes Again! - Old... Read More
Hey Freaks Show will be posted later today. Hang tight. -t... Read More
Hey freaks! We're back with new shows today! Make sure to visit the Distorted View main site to watch our... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm working hard on getting the member site up. It's a real son-of-a-bitch, let me tell you. It... Read More
Hey Freaks! We find ourselves at the end of the week! Have a fantastic, fun weekend and make sure to... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! Along with the news today, I have another story to share from my "real-life" that... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's moving week for me, but I'm going to try to do a weeks worth of new shows... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's Tuesday, and I've got a new Sextastic Tuesday story...with a little help from some friends. Enjoy the... Read More
Hey Freaks! Yes, it's Monday and that kind of sucks, but fear not! I'm here to help you get through... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back with a brand new edition of Sextastic Tuesday. It's really quite disgusting. I know you freaks will... Read More
Hey Freaks! I've got a great show for you today. Lots of fun stuff to go through!I hope you all... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm back with the Tuesday show! I've got a brand new listener-written Sextastic Tuesday story for you. Enjoy... Read More
Welcome to Tuesday, freaks! It's another day and another batch of stupid people doing stupid things! Enjoy! Coming up on... Read More
Hey Freaks! Here we go again. Back to start a brand new week with you twisted freaks. Remember to click... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm back to start a whole new week of show with you! The big news is that the... Read More
Hey Freaks! Ugh. Another late night. Fear not, though because we have a brand new Sextastic Tuesday story for you!... Read More
Hey Freaks! In addition to crazy news stories, you'll also learn which hand I use to masturbate with and my... Read More
Hey Freaks! Here's your Friday show! Enjoy the weekend, and we'll be back on Monday for more Distorted View! If... Read More
Hey Freaks! We've got another big show for you today. Along with the news of the weird, we've got a... Read More
Hey Freaks! Bumper Sticker Update: I'm sending a butt-load of them out today. Everyone who has donated at least $20... Read More
Hey Freaks! We're back with a new week of shows, and we're kicking it off with a brand new website!... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's Tuesday, which means a brand new edition of Sextastic Tuesday. You can probably tell after listening to... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Friday program and I'll be back tomorrow for a Saturday cast* On Today's Show: - Tasering... Read More
Hey Freaks! The normal show schedule resumes! I'm done working overnights, which means the early morning posting of shows. Today:... Read More
Hey Freaks! Here we go again. Another Tuesday, another sextastic story for you. My roommate Joe came through with today's... Read More
Hey Freaks! What a fantastic way to start the week: a double dose of Distorted View! Enjoy the Monday show.... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back to start a brand new week of shows for you. Try clicking on the "What The Hell?"... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back with a new show for you! Joe stops by, we re-enact listener voicemails, and I play you... Read More
Hey Freaks There was no show yesterday, but today I give you what you've been wanting for awhile now: a... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back here for the Wednesday edition of DV. By the way, if you run across funny news stories,... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's Tuesday...and it's Sextastic! That's right, I've got a brand new story for you today. It's more insensitive... Read More
Hey Freaks! Website update: I guess on some computers the page looks like crap, while on others it looks pretty... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back to start a whole new week of DV with you! There's a little shit talk at the... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'll keep this short and sweet. Enjoy the show, and suck the toes of someone you love (or... Read More
Hey Freaks, I have nothing to say so...umm...Mayonnaise. On Today's Show: - Feces in the mail! (Don't lick the envelope)... Read More
Hey Freaks! We're back for the Thursday show! Remember: if you guys have any crazy news stories you'd like to... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's a brand new week full of optimism and endless possibilities! It only takes a day or two... Read More
Hey Freaks! After an abortion of a show yesterday, I'm pleased to say I'm back with a vengence. I'm pretty... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm back with more crazy news for you! Enjoy the program and don't forget to E-mail me with... Read More
Hey Freaks! Thanks for joining us for the Wednesday show! In addition to the bizarre news, you'll also how "Skanking"... Read More
Hey Freaks, There will be a show today, but it's coming later. I was having internet issues last night and... Read More
Hey Freaks, Back with yet another dose of daily distortion for you! Enjoy the madness! Coming up on today's show:... Read More
Hey Freaks! I forgot to talk about this on the show today, but guess who's turning TWO later this week!?... Read More
Hey Freaks! That's right, you sideshow members get another weekend edition of DV. Enjoy! It's all online right now. For... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm back to start a brand new week of audiophonic stupidity. Enjoy the show! If you find a... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back here for a brand new edition of Sextastic Tuesday! Enjoy the show, and remember to drink lots... Read More
Hey Freaks! Thanks for joining me back here to start a whole new week of Distorted View's! Oh, and enjoy... Read More
Hey Freaks! This is it! End of the week! Enjoy the show and we'll be back on Monday (most likely)... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm late but here's the show! Keep those Yahoo! Questions and Answers coming. I'm highly amused by them... Read More
Hey Freaks! Hope you guys had a great weekend, but it's time to buckle the fuck down and get back... Read More
Hey Freaks! One more show for the month of May before we kick its ugly ass out the door. Make... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's Tuesday, and you all know what that means! Sextastic! Thanks to our good buddy Preston, we've got... Read More
Hey freaks! Back here with the Thursday show! Remember, if you run across a funny or strange news story, send... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's Sextastic Tuesday! If you've got a funny/bizarre story you'd think would be great for ST, E-mail it... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's our post-Halloween show: I report on all the weird shit that went down yesterday. Plus, your E-mails... Read More
Hey Freaks, I think I fell into a coma last night. I totally meant to wak eup and do the... Read More
Hey Freaks, Grandma, what a big cock you have! That's a hint as to what today's Sextastic Tuesday is all... Read More
Hey freaks! Look! A weekend show! I'm as surprised as you are. Nonetheless, enjoy the program and I'll see you... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's Saextastic Tuesday! Today I read you some homemade cockroach porn. Enjoy the program, and don't forgot to... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the podcast! I've got nothing else. On Today's Show: - Nailing your testicles - Dismembering your (now... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm back! Sorry there was no show yesterday! I really intended on doing one, but I just didnt... Read More
Hey Freaks, We're back with another all new show! Huzzah! I'm trying to get back into the swing of things... Read More
Hey Freaks! Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio 43085 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: show@distortedview.com Podcast Alley: Vote for... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the big Friday show! I could very well be back this weekend with another dose of DV,... Read More
Hey Freaks! Hope you guys are having a great weekend! It's about to get greater, though, because it's time for... Read More
Hey Freaks! Today I share with you the movies I've received from TLA Raw! It's only a matter of time... Read More
Hey Freaks! Hope you all had a great Christmas (if that's your thing) and I'm sooooo happy to be back.... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! Remeber to E-mail me with your ridiculous Yahoo Questions/Answers. If you're a Sideshow member, take... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm still a sick little monkey, but here's a brand new show for you anyways, cuz I love... Read More
Hey Freaks! Happy Halloween! To celebrate we've got a creepy sextastic tuesday for you...on Monday! It's actually not really that... Read More
Welcome to Thursday my twisted little freaky deakies. We've got a great show for you, and I'm not just saying... Read More
Hey Freaks! We're back with a brand new DV! Woohoo. What better way to start the week than with a... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm back here once again, doing my thing. Thanks for all the great E-mails and paypal donations! Remember,... Read More
Hey Freaks! Got a great show for you today! Enjoy the program! There very well could be a weekend show... Read More
Hey Freaks! If you miss one episode of Distorted View this year, today's show might be the one you want... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back here for the Friday show! Remember, there will be a BRAND NEW episode of Distoted View tomorrow.... Read More
Hey Freaks! My killer cold is persisting, so today's show is short. I've got a brand new Sextastic Tuesday story... Read More
Hey Freaks! Wow! Tons of crazy shit on today's show! We even try a brand new feature on today's podcast... Read More
Hey Freaks! It was a bit of a rough show because I was tired. Fucking "Lost". I've been trying to... Read More
Hey freaks! We're back with a brand new podcast for ya! On Today's Show: -Why you shouldn't give an axe... Read More
Hey Freaks! Hope you guys had a great weekend! Let's start a brand new week of Distorted View with a... Read More
Hey Freaks! Today we've got a celebrity edition of Sextastic Tuesday! Cheryl Merkowski of whorehole.org reads us some lesbian erotica.... Read More
Hey Freaks! On today's edition of Sextastic Tuesday: Teletubby erotic fan fiction. I shit you not. Enjoy the twsited madness!... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! Along with the news, I alaso have some funny audio to share, and behind-the-scenes drama... Read More
Hey Freaks, I've always been honest with you regarding the program, so I feel a certain responsibility to just lay... Read More
Hey Freaks, Wow! Quite a show for you today, freaks! In addition to the crazy news and a Sextastic Tuesday... Read More
Hey Freaks! What a way to end the week! In addition to the crazy news, we unleash a musical beast!... Read More
Back here for your hump day show! What else can I say? On Today's Show: -Killing your mother with the... Read More
Hey Freaks! What a jam packed show for you today! I've got your crazy bizarre news, an entertainmnet update, audio... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! On today's show you'll hear a brand new Tim-Fuckup! Listen to the voicemail portion of... Read More
Hey Freaks! Well, in true DV cluster-fuck fashion, I'm having a hell of a time doing a show for you... Read More
Hey Freaks! This week is just flying by! Enjoy today's program. For you Sideshow Members, yes, there WILL be a... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's new music Friday as we unveil Ty's brand new DV song! Plus, we're getting closer to finding... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's time to start a brand new week of audio stupidity! I've got a very musical edition of... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back for a brand new week of shows! Enjoy the stupidity. If you missed it, I did a... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm tired! Enjoy the extended show! I think it clocks in at 53 minutes or so. In the... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's all come to this. We finally find out who has won the stale kaiser E-bay auction! On... Read More
Hey Freaks! Friday's here and we're ending the week with some bizarre news stories, strange celebrity rumors, and much more!... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back here for the Friday show! Since we played a best-of show yesterday, I felt bad and decided... Read More
Hey Freaks! In addition to the crazy news stories today, I crown one moron Distortd View's Mother of the Week,... Read More
Hey Freaks! Ok, it's time for the Tuesday show and you know what that means. Things get a little sexier,... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show today! I've got a brand new Sextastic Tuesday story for you that will ruin even... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's time to end the week, but fear not! We'll be back on Monday and do it all... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back with a big show for your Thursday! As always, if you have a funny news story to... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show today! We've got another listener-written Sextastic Tuesday story for you. Keep those newstips and audio/video... Read More
Hey Freaks! This is it! The very first episode of 2006! With any luck this will be The Year of... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! I so don't feel like typing this out. On Today's Show: - Hey, that's my... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back with the big Monday show! I've got it all today: cola, hair, And show news! If you'd... Read More
Hey Freaks! The week is just rolling right along, and Distorted View is here to document some of the world's... Read More
Hey Freaks! Looky here! A Weekend show! Yes, it's true! Enjoy the program and I'll see you back here tomorrow... Read More
Hey Freaks! I am so happy to be back with a brand new, FULL episode of DV. Enjoy the program,... Read More
Hey Freaks! Well hello there! I hope you guys had a great weekend! But now it's time to buckle down... Read More
Hey freaks! Enjoy the program! On Today's Show: - A naked man with a sword! - A naked man covered... Read More
Hey Freaks! We end the week right with a bunch of truly twisted news. Have a great weekend, and we'll... Read More
Hey Freaks! Another day, another batch of fucked up news! Thanks to all of you adding me as your friend... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's February! For serious this time. In addition to the crazy news stories today, I talk about the... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's the last show of the year! What better way to end 2005 then to introduce you to... Read More
Hey freaks! I think I found one of the strangest news stories in quite awhile. You don't want to miss... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Wednesday show. Remember, if you have any funny or bizzare video clips or soundbites, E-mail them... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm back here one more time this week with a new batch of audio oddities for your ears... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm having a blast this week with you guys! More great stuff to discuss including my impending financial... Read More
Hey Freaks! Hope you guys had a great weekend. I spent most of mine preparing those fucking Holiday Packs to... Read More
Hey Freaks! If you're a member of the Sideshow, I've posted a brand new episode of DV for you. I'm... Read More
Hey Freaks! Another big show for you! At the top of the program we play another funny tech support call.... Read More
Hey freaks! Check out the new page! Pretty snazzy, huh? Yeah, well, the links don't work. So don't try clicking... Read More