Hey Freaks! I have nothing to say to you cheap sons of bitches. Enjoy the show, fuckwads! On Today's Show:... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm back with another weeks worth of audiophonic stupidity to share with you. Enjoy the podcast and check... Read More
Hey Freaks! We're ending the week in a big, big way! In addition to all of the typical sick shit,... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the program! If you come across a funny news story or HIGH-LARIOUS audio/video file, send it my... Read More
Happy Valentine's Day! We've got a great show for you today, including a special V-day message you can send to... Read More
On Today's Show: -The Scud missile goes to the highest bidder! -How many vibrators does it take to satisfy a... Read More
Hey Freaks! We're back with a brand new show, although the Sextastic Tuesday story is a repeat in an attempt... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's time for a BRAND NEW Sextastic Tuesday! Enjoy the insanity! Remember: if you guys run across a... Read More
Hey Freaks! All aboard the crazy train! We're rolling through the week, and the news stories keep getting stranger. Enjoy... Read More
Hey Freaks! The normal show schedule resumes! I'm done working overnights, which means the early morning posting of shows. Today:... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Friday show, and don't forget to check back this weekend for our special one hour program... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Thursday show! Remember: Tomorrow is Distorted View's 1 year birthday! If you'd like to send along... Read More
Hey Freaks! Wow, what a bizarre show we have for you today. Prepare yourself mentally for it! On Today's Show:... Read More
Hey Freaks! What a jam packed show for you today! I've got your crazy bizarre news, an entertainmnet update, audio... Read More
Hey Freaks! Yes, it's Monday and that kind of sucks, but fear not! I'm here to help you get through... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back to start a brand new week with you. I'm still working overnights at my job, so the... Read More
Hey Freaks, Enjoy the show today! I tried to limit my donation and clickgrid talk to give you a break... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back here with another DV podcast for you to feast upon! Also, check out a nice, positive article... Read More
Hey Freaks! Ok, we're back on track here! Yesterday I re-played the Sextastic Tuesday show since the audio was all... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's a brand new week, and have I got some great stories for you! If you run across... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm so happy to be back with you after my long weekend! We've got more pussy farts and... Read More
Hey Freaks! Hope you all had a great weekend. Enjoy the show! I've got nothing else to say to you... Read More
The show is coming in late, but if you're on the West Coast, it's still Saturday! Enjoy the weekend program,... Read More
Hey Freaks! Hope you guys had a great weekend. I spent most of mine preparing those fucking Holiday Packs to... Read More
Hey Freaks! We've got a doozy of a show for you today featuring news of the weird, me singing my... Read More
Hey Freaks! Hope you all had a great Christmas (if that's your thing) and I'm sooooo happy to be back.... Read More
Hey Freaks! Today I've got a big show for you with some crazy news stories, voicemail mesages, and yet another... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Friday show, and we'll be back on Monday to start a whole new week! On Today's... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm tired! Enjoy the extended show! I think it clocks in at 53 minutes or so. In the... Read More
Hey Freaks, I'm back finally! Enjoy the show! - Divorcing your husband cuz he won't STICK IT IN! - REAL... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back to start a brand new week of shows for you. Hope your Thanksgiving Weekend was great and... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back with a brand new edition of Sextastic Tuesday. It's really quite disgusting. I know you freaks will... Read More
Hey freaks! On Today's Show: - Trying to make gay penguins go straight - Scalping children in the name of... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm back after our Classique Sextastic Tuesday show. Today's program is jam-packed and I had a blast taping... Read More
The mystery of my stolen car has been solved. If you've been following this aspect of my life, tune in... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back with your Wednesday podcast. Enjoy the stupidity. Don't forget to send all those twisted audio/video clips you... Read More
Hey my twisted little freaks! We're back with an all-new episode of Distorted View Daily for you to feast upon!... Read More
It's time for another episode of the podcast that Chinchilla Fancy magazine calls, "An utter disappointment". Who the hell wants... Read More
Hey Freaks! We're back with a very sexy Tuesday show! That's why we call it, "Sextastic Tuesday!". I promise it... Read More
Hey Freaks! I am so happy to be back with a brand new, FULL episode of DV. Enjoy the program,... Read More
Hey Freaks, Friday's show will be posted in the late afternoon, which is almost becoming a regular thing. Anyways, here's... Read More
Hey Freaks! Thanks for joining me back here to start a whole new week of Distorted View's! Oh, and enjoy... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm having a blast this week with you guys! More great stuff to discuss including my impending financial... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm still recovering from the Black Plague or whatever the hell I have, but I'm feeling much better... Read More
Hey Freaks! Thank God I live in an apartment complex and can mooch off of a wireless connection! Otherwise you'd... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back with a brand new episode! Enjoy the program! Keep those E-mail's and voicemails coming! I love hearing... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back for the Wednesday show. In addition to twisted news, I usher in a brand new American Idol... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the stupidity of today's program! If you run across any disturbing/twisted stories in the news, Email them... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back to start a whole new week of DV with you! There's a little shit talk at the... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm back, feeling recharged after a great Labor Day vacation! It's going to be a strange week, as... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's Tuesday, and you all know what that means! Sextastic! Thanks to our good buddy Preston, we've got... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm back here one more time this week with a new batch of audio oddities for your ears... Read More
Hey Freaks! If you're easily grossed out, you may want to skip past the first few minutes of the show... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back with a brand new show for you. Today I read a new batch of Yahoo Questions and... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! That's all I have to say to you today. Oh, don't forget to bid on... Read More
Hey Freaks! Holy crap! I'm so tired! Sorry if I'm out of it on today's podcast. It was a long... Read More
Hey Freaks! Here's your Friday show! Enjoy the weekend, and we'll be back on Monday for more Distorted View! If... Read More
Hey Freaks! As promised, here is the weekend show! In addition to the twisted news you've grown to tolerate(tm), I've... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the program! On Today's Show: - Eating shit smeared toilet paper - Kicking the shit out of... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's Tuesday, which means a brand new edition of Sextastic Tuesday. You can probably tell after listening to... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back here for a brand new edition of Sextastic Tuesday! Enjoy the show, and remember to drink lots... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's time for another installment of Sextastic Tuesday! If you run across a truly bizarre sex story and... Read More
Hey Freaks! I've got a brand new show for you today! I'm still sick, so you can all enjoy my... Read More
Hey Freaks!! I have a great show for you today! The first minute of the program alone is worth the... Read More
Hey freaks! It's an educational program today as Distorted View teaches you a few lessons you'd never hear in school.... Read More
Hey Freaks! Friday's here and we're ending the week with some bizarre news stories, strange celebrity rumors, and much more!... Read More
Hey freaks! We've got a great show filled with voicemail from listeners, painful music, a stale kaiser roll update, and... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! I'm still working my crazy hours, but that should end any day now. On Today's... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back with more distortion for ya! Today we learn about A Neo-Nazi Tween Duo act! I think I... Read More
Hey Freaks! Ok, it's time for the Tuesday show and you know what that means. Things get a little sexier,... Read More
Hey Freaks! What a show today! If you are easily offended, fast forward through the first few minutes. A big... Read More
Hey Freaks, We're back with another all new show! Huzzah! I'm trying to get back into the swing of things... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's been a crazy few days! I'm so glad to be back, spreading the distortion for all you... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm back with the Wednesday show! I'm surprised I was able to pull the program together, as I... Read More
Hey Freaks! Tuesday's are always a little sexier here on DV, and this week is no different! Along with twisted... Read More
Hey Freaks, Enjoy the podcast! Lots of great audio today along with some twisted news. I'll be back tomorrow and... Read More
Hey Freaks! We're back with a brand new DV! Woohoo. What better way to start the week than with a... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back here with your Tuesday show! We've got some news of the weird, more liquid ass talk, and... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's our post-Halloween show: I report on all the weird shit that went down yesterday. Plus, your E-mails... Read More
Hey Freaks, I'm back to start a brand new week of shows for you! I've receieved a few E-mails asking... Read More
Hey Freaks! Jesus! It's taken me almost 2 hours to upload the show (dialup) and I'm falling asleep here. I'm... Read More
Hey Freaks! We find ourselves at the end of the week! Have a fantastic, fun weekend and make sure to... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show today! I'm off to Christmas shop in just a few hours. What size are you?... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm back to start a brand new week of audiophonic stupidity. Enjoy the show! If you find a... Read More
Hey! It's our very first new show podcasting! I'm so excited! Hope you freaks enjoy the program and tell your... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's Monday and I'm back to help get you through your shitty work-week. Funny I said "shit", because... Read More
Hey Freaks! You know what today is: Sextastic Tuesday! I've got a great, disgusting story for you today! In addition... Read More
Hey Freaks! Cable/Internet is back on, just in time for a brand new Arrested Development tonight! We've got a big... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back after another long weekend. It's time to get back down to business. Enjoy the show today, and... Read More
Hey Freaks! Wow! Tons of crazy shit on today's show! We even try a brand new feature on today's podcast... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm working hard on getting the member site up. It's a real son-of-a-bitch, let me tell you. It... Read More
Hey Freaks! Hope you guys had a great weekend! Now you've got to go back to school or work, and... Read More
Hey Freaks! Thanks for checking out the Tuesday show. It's a brand new episode as we celebrate my 26th birthday... Read More
Hey Freaks! It was a slow news day, but I think I found a few good ones for you. Now... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back to start a whole new week of twisted shit. On the show I mention I'd be providing... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's Tuesday and you know what that means! Sextastic Tuesday! My porno story stash is running dry, so... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's moving week for me, but I'm going to try to do a weeks worth of new shows... Read More
Hey Freaks! Tim "Broken Promises" Henson? No way! Not this time. Here is the promised Friday show, even though I... Read More
Hey Freaks, Enjoy the show! That's all I got today. On Today's Show: - Drowning in vomit! - Rejecting dick!... Read More
Hey Freaks! Quit Yer Bitchin! I gots a brand new show for you and it's pretty excellent! Like I said... Read More
Hey Freaks! Domestic Violence Awareness Week continues on Distorted View with more PSA audio goodness. Knowing is half the battle... Read More
Hey Freaks! What a way to end the week! An amazing Distorted View songs kicks off the show. Thanks to... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! If you'd like a bumper sticker and a patch designed by our very own Rudeboy,... Read More
Hey Freaks! Another day, another sparkling new dose of the worst humanity has to offer.I'm so glad to be your... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Thursday show! Got some crazy audio/video or news story? Email me with it! I live for... Read More
Hey Freaks! As promised, here is your Wednesday show. So sorry it's late. I warned you this week was going... Read More
Hey Freaks! This is the last new show until after Christmas. On today's show: Christmas music, a visit from an... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's Tuesday, and you all know what that means: Sextastic Tuesday! Don't worry...it's a strange story, but not... Read More
Hey Freaks! Hope you guys had a great weekend! Let's start a brand new week of Distorted View with a... Read More
Hey Freaks, Displaying once again how stupid I really am, I accidently refer to today's show as "Thursday, May 11,... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the program today! It's much better than the abortion yesterday. If you have funny/weird audio or video,... Read More
Hey Freaks! We've got a huge Friday show for you! In addition to the crazy news stories, I also announce... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! I'm all packed up and I'm leaving Columbus. After today, I'll be replaying some Best-If... Read More
Hey Freaks! How many times do I say "rape" on today's show? It seems like an awful lot, but with... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm back here with you to start a brand new week of DV! If you didn't catch it,... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back to start a brand new week of Distorted View! Remember: the best way to help out the... Read More
Hey Freaks, I think I fell into a coma last night. I totally meant to wak eup and do the... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm still a sick little monkey, but here's a brand new show for you anyways, cuz I love... Read More
Hey freaks! It's another crazy podcast full of strange, weird, disgusting, wonderful stuff! On Today's Show: - What are pineapple... Read More
Hey Freaks Shownotes will pop up sometime if I don't die. Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back for the Thursday show! Enjoy the program! Remember: if you have any great news story tips or... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! That's all I got. - Perverted clowns - Machete vs. Gun - A Phone in... Read More
Hey freaks! Check out the new page! Pretty snazzy, huh? Yeah, well, the links don't work. So don't try clicking... Read More
Hey! It's the first "real" new show of the New Year! Let's keep rocking with the craptastic news! On Today's... Read More
Hey Freaks! Big show! Brand new Sextastic Tuesday, twisted news, and a special DV tribute. Enjoy the program! On Today's... Read More
Hey freaks! Look! A weekend show! I'm as surprised as you are. Nonetheless, enjoy the program and I'll see you... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back to start a whole new week of DV! I've got a new lady in my life! A... Read More
Hey Freaks, Today you'll see how juvenile my humor really is. Hope you like tit jokes and female masturbation! On... Read More
Hey Freaks! Finally! Back with more Distorted Views for you. Tune in for my lame explanation of why I was... Read More
Hey Freaks! I've got a great show for you today. Lots of fun stuff to go through!I hope you all... Read More
Hey freaks! Hope you guys had a great weekend. I'd love to hear about it, but we don't have because... Read More
Hey Freaks! I feel like death, but I try to "bring home the funny". I don't even fucking know what... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's Saextastic Tuesday! Today I read you some homemade cockroach porn. Enjoy the program, and don't forgot to... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's officially our 100th show! Very exciting, right? I celebrate this milestone by reading strange news stories...which I... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's Tuesday, and we all know what that means: horrific porn! Enjoy the show! Keep those Don West... Read More
Hey Freaks! For those of you that are members to the sideshow, a brand new episode of DV Daily is... Read More
Welcome back, freaky deakies! Hope you had a fan-fucking-tastic weekend! I'm well rested and back with yet more audio distortion... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's late, I'm tired, so these shownotes will be short. Enjoy the Friday program! I may be back... Read More
Hey Freaks! Welcome to June! We're back with a brand new episode that answers the question: where is that blood... Read More
Hey Freaks! Listen to the show today for a little clip from The DV Drunk show! It really exsists! It's... Read More
Hey Freaks! Tuesday's here and it's going to be Sextastic! What's hotter than tranny porn!? Don't answer that. In addition... Read More
Hey Freaks, We've got a big show for you today! Is it offensive? Yeah. But that's the way you like... Read More
Hey Freaks! Lots of great stuff on today's show! Enjoy this sum-bitch all weekend long and I'll be back on... Read More
Hey Freaks! Glad to have you back for a brand new week of DV's! You're really going to enjoy the... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy Friday's show and have a great weekend! We'll be back on Monday to start a whole new... Read More
Hey freaks! We made it to the end of another week! Enjoy the show, and we'll see you back on... Read More
Welcome to Tuesday, freaks! It's another day and another batch of stupid people doing stupid things! Enjoy! Coming up on... Read More
Hey Freaks! Ok, I feel much better about this week's Sextastic Tuesday, although there is very little "sex" involved with... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's a brand new week, and I'm here to help you get through it with a bunch of... Read More
Hey Freaks! Man, have I got a Sextastic Tuesday for you! It's literally a HUGE show, clocking in at almost... Read More
Hey Freaks! Bad News: we're ending the week early because I'll be out of town tomorrow. We'll do a Best-Of... Read More
Hey Freaks! We're back with the big Friday program. Will I be back tomorrow doing a special Saturday show drunk... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! In addition to the crazy, bizarre news you love, I've got audio from a celebrity... Read More
Hey Freaks! Stupid site was down last night and I couldnt update. Here's the show! Enjoy the Friday show. I... Read More
Hey freaks! We're back with new shows today! Make sure to visit the Distorted View main site to watch our... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! Along with the news, I alaso have some funny audio to share, and behind-the-scenes drama... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show. I'm tired. Goodnight. On Today's Show: - Toe Lickers! - Fake Vaginas! - Creepy, Drunk... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back with a brand new show to end the week! In addition to the crazy news stories, I'm... Read More
Hey Freaks! This is it! The very first episode of 2006! With any luck this will be The Year of... Read More
Hey freaks, welcome to Tuesday! Settle in for a brand new episode of Distorted View. On Today's Show: -Finger-Eating -Hot... Read More
Hey Freaks! This is it! End of the week! Enjoy the show and we'll be back on Monday (most likely)... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! I've got nothing else to say to you. On Today's Show: - Feminist Porn -... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back to end another week with you guys! Bored this weekend? Sift through our archives. All of January's... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back with a special Sunday show for you freaks. Skip church and tune in to farting ministers and... Read More
Hey Freaks! Hey freaks! I've got more bug-chasing content for you in addition to the news and emails that help... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the big Friday show! I could very well be back this weekend with another dose of DV,... Read More
Hey Freaks! TGIF!!!!!(shoot me) Enjoy the podcast. In addition to the usual stupidity, I've got more behind-the-scenes stories, including why... Read More
We made it through another week together! I've saved some of the best (read: craziest) news stories for last! On... Read More
Hey Freaks! I've got a big show for you today. Tons of fun stuff to go over in addition to... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back here for the big Friday program! Savor the tangy goodness of todays podcast, because it's all you're... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back with a brand new episode! Thanks for all the E-mails and news tips! Keep them coming! On... Read More
Hey Freaks! Looky here! A Weekend show! Yes, it's true! Enjoy the program and I'll see you back here tomorrow... Read More
Hey Freaks! We've got another big show for you today. Along with the news of the weird, we've got a... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm back! I still have a cold, but fuck it all to hell. You'll just have to deal... Read More
Hey Freaks! You did it! We've reached our weekly donation goal, so here's a brand new episode! Yes, on a... Read More
Hey Freaks, Well today was a giant clusterfuck. I recorded the show, was done by 2:00pm. Ran some errands and... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Monday show! I start extended shows this week, and the first one will be tomorrow. In... Read More
Hey Freaks! Happy Halloween! To celebrate we've got a creepy sextastic tuesday for you...on Monday! It's actually not really that... Read More
Hey Freaks! In addition to the crazy news stories today, I crown one moron Distortd View's Mother of the Week,... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back here for the Friday show! Remember, there will be a BRAND NEW episode of Distoted View tomorrow.... Read More
Hey Freaks! The site is back up! RAWK ON! It's been a shitty 24/36 hours as my server that holds... Read More
Hey Freaks! We made it through another week together! I had a blast and hope you did, too. We end... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's time to start off the week right with another piping hot pile of DV shit! Enjoy the... Read More
Hey Freaks, There will be a show today, but it's coming later. I was having internet issues last night and... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back for another installment of audio stupidity! Remember to vote for Distorted View at Podcast Alley! We're sooooo... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show and I'll be back after Thanksgiving for more DV this week!! On Today's Show: -... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back for the Wednesday program! Thanks for all of the E-mail/Voicemails. Keep them coming! Enjoy today's show! Or... Read More
Hey Freaks! Despite getting sick this weekend, I tried to remains productive. I finally updated the Tim's Body Parts page... Read More
Hey Freaks! Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio 43085 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: show@distortedview.com Podcast Alley: Vote for... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show, have a great weekend, all that jazz. On Today's Show: - Maggots in bedsores -... Read More
Hey Freaks! The Tim Henson Suicide Watch is almost over: Television critic Tim Goodman has reported that my beloved Arrested... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm late but here's the show! Keep those Yahoo! Questions and Answers coming. I'm highly amused by them... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back with the Monday podcast! I'm a little cranky on today's show, which is always a treat for... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's thursday and I'm back to the loud, screaming Tim that you know and love. Fuck my upstairs... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back with a brand edition of Sextastic Tuesday! I'm always looking for bizarre sex stories. If you run... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back to start a new week with you. Here we go! On Today's Show: - Dunkin Grossnuts -... Read More
Hey freaks! Honestly, this is a pretty mediocre show. Nonetheless, it isn't all bad, and a new show always beats... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show and have a great weekend. Don't forget to vote for DV at the Podcast Awards.... Read More
Hey Freaks! More twisted news from the pits of hell for ya! On Today's Show: - A stinky Iranian man!... Read More
Hey Freaks! Got another great show for you today! If you run across any great video or soundclip, send it... Read More