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Hey Freaks! Another big show for you! At the top of the program we play another funny tech support call.... Read More

Hey Freaks! Got a great show for you today! Enjoy the program! There very well could be a weekend show... Read More

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the program! On Today's Show: - Eating shit smeared toilet paper - Kicking the shit out of... Read More

Hey Freaks! A Saturday show!? Could it be? Why yes, it's a reality. Enjoy the funny and I'll see you... Read More

Hey Freaks, Enjoy the podcast! Lots of great audio today along with some twisted news. I'll be back tomorrow and... Read More

Hey Freaks! What a show today! If you are easily offended, fast forward through the first few minutes. A big... Read More

Hey Freaks! I've got a great show for you today. Lots of fun stuff to go through!I hope you all... Read More

Hey Freaks! What a way to end the week! In addition to the crazy news, we unleash a musical beast!... Read More

Hey Freaks, Enjoy the show! That's all I got today. On Today's Show: - Drowning in vomit! - Rejecting dick!... Read More

Hey Freaks! This is it! The final show before Christmas! Have yourselves a Merry Christmas or whatever you kids celebrate... Read More

Hey Freaks! Ok, we're back on track here! Yesterday I re-played the Sextastic Tuesday show since the audio was all... Read More

Hey Freaks! Phew! Late night, and I'm pooped. Enjoy the show today! Along with the fucked up stories, we are... Read More

Hey Freaks! Back for a brand new week of shows! Enjoy the stupidity. If you missed it, I did a... Read More

Hey Freaks! I've got a big show for you today. Tons of fun stuff to go over in addition to... Read More

Hey Freaks! Back for the late Friday show! Have a great weekend. If you want more DV, surf on over... Read More

Hey! It's the first "real" new show of the New Year! Let's keep rocking with the craptastic news! On Today's... Read More

Hey Freaks! I'm officially back with a new porgram for you! There is no Sextastic Tuesday story today, but I... Read More

Hey Freaks! Back to start a new week of shows with you. During my introduction, my friend Joe stopped by,... Read More

Hey Freaks! I've got a very special episode of DV for you today! We take a trip to...The Tranny Zone!... Read More

Hey Freaks! We end the week right with a bunch of truly twisted news. Have a great weekend, and we'll... Read More

Hey Freaks! I'm back with the Friday show! Thanks for all the great E-mails, voicemails, and news tips coming in!... Read More

Hey Freaks! Yes, we're back with a brand new show! Believe me, that last sentence really DID warrant the exclamation... Read More

Hey Freaks! As promised, here is the weekend show! In addition to the twisted news you've grown to tolerate(tm), I've... Read More

Hey Freaks! You gots yourselfs a brands new DV (and a few extra s's). Enjoy the program and I'll see... Read More

Hey Freaks! Back here for the Thursday show! Enjoy the program and remember to keep those cameras rolling. You're the... Read More

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the insanity of today's program! If you're new to DV, prepare yourself for bad language, potentially offensive... Read More

Hey Freaks! Back to start a whole new week of DV! I've got a new lady in my life! A... Read More

Hey Freaks! I'm back to start a whole new week of Distorted View's for ya! Along with some truly bizarre... Read More

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! Remeber to E-mail me with your ridiculous Yahoo Questions/Answers. If you're a Sideshow member, take... Read More

Hey Freaks! Full shownotes will come later. I'm going to bed! Email: show@distortedview.com Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Podcast Alley: New Month, DV... Read More

Hey Freaks! Well, I've got a jam-packed show for you today. We've got some brand new Linda Finkle Hall of... Read More

Hey Freaks! It's time for a BRAND NEW Sextastic Tuesday! Enjoy the insanity! Remember: if you guys run across a... Read More

Hey Freaks! Stupid site was down last night and I couldnt update. Here's the show! Enjoy the Friday show. I... Read More

Hey freaks! Honestly, this is a pretty mediocre show. Nonetheless, it isn't all bad, and a new show always beats... Read More

Hey Freaks! Back with a frantic Wednesday show! Enjoy the fast-paced magic. What else is there to say? I love... Read More

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! Along with the news, I alaso have some funny audio to share, and behind-the-scenes drama... Read More

Hey Freaks! Glad to be back to start a new week of shows for you. Tomorrow I'll tell you all... Read More

Hey Freaks! Jesus! It's taken me almost 2 hours to upload the show (dialup) and I'm falling asleep here. I'm... Read More

Hey Freaks! In addition to the crazy news stories today, I crown one moron Distortd View's Mother of the Week,... Read More

Hey Freaks! I have nothing to say to you cheap sons of bitches. Enjoy the show, fuckwads! On Today's Show:... Read More

Hey Freaks! It's Tuesday, which means a brand new edition of Sextastic Tuesday. You can probably tell after listening to... Read More

Hey Freaks! Hey freaks! I've got more bug-chasing content for you in addition to the news and emails that help... Read More

Hey Freaks! Yes, it's Monday and that kind of sucks, but fear not! I'm here to help you get through... Read More

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! Along with the news today, I have another story to share from my "real-life" that... Read More

Hey Freaks! We've got a doozy of a show for you today featuring news of the weird, me singing my... Read More

Hey Freaks! I'm back with the Tuesday show! I've got a brand new listener-written Sextastic Tuesday story for you. Enjoy... Read More

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! I so don't feel like typing this out. On Today's Show: - Hey, that's my... Read More

Hey Freaks! Cable/Internet is back on, just in time for a brand new Arrested Development tonight! We've got a big... Read More

Hey Freaks! I'm back with the Wednesday show! I'm surprised I was able to pull the program together, as I... Read More

No show yet. It will be posted this evening. Am I lying or telling the truth? Only time will tell!... Read More

Hey Freaks! I'm back after our Classique Sextastic Tuesday show. Today's program is jam-packed and I had a blast taping... Read More

Hey Freaks! Another super late recording session. Today's show is...well, it's an abortion. I think. I really don't know because... Read More

Hey Freaks! Back to start a brand new week of Distorted View! Remember: the best way to help out the... Read More

Hey Freaks! Back here with the big Thursday show! Enjoy the insanity. Remember to tell your friends about DV! Spread... Read More

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show, and don't forget to send in any strange news stories you run across. If you... Read More

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show today! We've got another listener-written Sextastic Tuesday story for you. Keep those newstips and audio/video... Read More

Hey Freaks! I'm working hard on getting the member site up. It's a real son-of-a-bitch, let me tell you. It... Read More

Hey Freaks! Enjoy today's show! It's a real fun one. Have a great weekend and keep all those E-mails, paypal... Read More

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! That's all I have to say to you today. Oh, don't forget to bid on... Read More

Hey Freaks! Back with a brand new episode, and holy mother of God is it a doozey. This program is... Read More

Hey Freaks! Back with a brand edition of Sextastic Tuesday! I'm always looking for bizarre sex stories. If you run... Read More

Hey Freaks! Enjoy today's show! We revist dick cheese porn on Sextastic Tuesday, plus all of the twisted news your... Read More

Hey Freaks! Hope you all had a fantastic weekend! It's time to buckle the fuck down and start a brand... Read More

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Thursday show! Remember: Tomorrow is Distorted View's 1 year birthday! If you'd like to send along... Read More

Hey Freaks! It's new music Friday as we unveil Ty's brand new DV song! Plus, we're getting closer to finding... Read More

Hey Freaks! It's the end of the week already! I'm loving these 3-day weeks! God bless National Holidays and my... Read More

Hey Freak Deakies! I'm back with a whole new week of Distorted View's for you! I'm super tired, so here's... Read More

Hey Freaks! Tim "Broken Promises" Henson? No way! Not this time. Here is the promised Friday show, even though I... Read More

Hey Freaks Shownotes will pop up sometime if I don't die. Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio... Read More

Hey Freaks, I think I fell into a coma last night. I totally meant to wak eup and do the... Read More

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the stupidity of today's program! If you run across any disturbing/twisted stories in the news, Email them... Read More

Hey Freaks! Back here for a brand new edition of Sextastic Tuesday! Enjoy the show, and remember to drink lots... Read More

Hey Freaks, Holy shit! I'm back with the Wednesday show! Enjoy the bad rapping, tourette's-fueled screaming, and of course, the... Read More

Hey Freaks! Welcome back! Another long weekend as I spent Thanksgiving in my hometown of Ashtabula, Ohio. I'm back with... Read More

Hey Freaks! Ugh. Another late night. Fear not, though because we have a brand new Sextastic Tuesday story for you!... Read More

Hey Freaks! I feel like death, but I try to "bring home the funny". I don't even fucking know what... Read More

Hey Freaks! Quit Yer Bitchin! I gots a brand new show for you and it's pretty excellent! Like I said... Read More

Hey Freaks! Back with the big Monday show! I've got it all today: cola, hair, And show news! If you'd... Read More

Hey Freaks! Friday's here and we're ending the week with some bizarre news stories, strange celebrity rumors, and much more!... Read More

Hey Freaks! On today's show we've got the fist-fuck mega-mix, fart-porn: part 2, and of course, the crazy-bizarre news you've... Read More

Hey Freaks! You know what today is: Sextastic Tuesday! I've got a great, disgusting story for you today! In addition... Read More

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the program today! It's much better than the abortion yesterday. If you have funny/weird audio or video,... Read More

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Thursday show! Got some crazy audio/video or news story? Email me with it! I live for... Read More

Hey Freaks! TGIF!!!!!(shoot me) Enjoy the podcast. In addition to the usual stupidity, I've got more behind-the-scenes stories, including why... Read More

Hey Freaks! I'm back, feeling recharged after a great Labor Day vacation! It's going to be a strange week, as... Read More

Hey Freaks! As promised, here is your Wednesday show. So sorry it's late. I warned you this week was going... Read More

Hey Freaks! We've got a huge Friday show for you! In addition to the crazy news stories, I also announce... Read More

The show is coming in late, but if you're on the West Coast, it's still Saturday! Enjoy the weekend program,... Read More

Hey Freaks! Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio 43085 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: show@distortedview.com Podcast Alley: Vote for... Read More

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the program today and don't forget to check out some of the brand new DV merchandise! Rawwwwk.... Read More

Hey Freaks! Hope you had great weekend! On Sunday I sat in with Paul and Jeanette as they taped their... Read More

Hey Freaks! Enjoy today's show! What else can I say? Wet shit. How about that? Don't forget to E-mail me... Read More

Hey Freaks! Hope you guys had a great weekend! Let's start a brand new week of Distorted View with a... Read More

Hey Freaks! Uh-Oh, it's Tuesday, which means another installment of Sextastic Tuesday: the idiotic bit where I read you weird... Read More

Hey Freaks! What a way to end the week! We've got bizarre stories, more fart audio, and a bit we... Read More

Hey Freaks! We're back with another new show! Today I spill the beans about a new podcasting project I'm working... Read More

Hey Freaks! Despite getting sick this weekend, I tried to remains productive. I finally updated the Tim's Body Parts page... Read More

Hey Freaks! We find ourselves at the end of the week! Fear not, we'll be back on Monday to do... Read More

Hey Freaks! Hope you guys had a great weekend! I'm so glad to be back to start a whole new... Read More

Hey Freaks! I've got a brand new show for you today! I'm still sick, so you can all enjoy my... Read More

Hey Freaks! I'm back to start a brand new week of audiophonic stupidity. Enjoy the show! If you find a... Read More

Hey Freaks! Lots of great stuff on today's show! Enjoy this sum-bitch all weekend long and I'll be back on... Read More

Hey Freaks! Wow, what a bizarre show we have for you today. Prepare yourself mentally for it! On Today's Show:... Read More

Hey Freaks! This is it! End of the week! Enjoy the show and we'll be back on Monday (most likely)... Read More

Hey Freaks! You did it! We've reached our weekly donation goal, so here's a brand new episode! Yes, on a... Read More

Hey Freaks, Back with your Wednesday edition of Distorted View! Remember: If you run across a crazy news story, bizarre... Read More

Hey Freaks! Welcome to October! We're back to start another month and week with more bizarre news stories, plus much... Read More

Hey Freaks! Bad News: we're ending the week early because I'll be out of town tomorrow. We'll do a Best-Of... Read More

Hey Freaks! We're back with a very sexy Tuesday show! That's why we call it, "Sextastic Tuesday!". I promise it... Read More

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show today! I've got a brand new Sextastic Tuesday story for you that will ruin even... Read More

Hey Freaks! Here's your Sextastic Wednesday! I'm still planning to have PK&J's Jeanette read a story on an upcoming edition,... Read More

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the program! Shrot and simple. On Today's Show: -Fake Retards -Splashing the Elderly -Telephone Stabbing Links: Chicken... Read More

Hey Freaks! Back to end another week with you guys! Bored this weekend? Sift through our archives. All of January's... Read More

Hey Freaks! Hope you all had a great weekend! On today's show you hear what happens when you masturbate with... Read More

Hey Freaks! You did it. You won me over with that smile of yours. More importantly, you came through with... Read More

Hey Freaks! This week is just flying by! Enjoy today's program. For you Sideshow Members, yes, there WILL be a... Read More

Hey Freaks! Back for the Thursday show! If you have suggestions for episode show titles, surf on over to the... Read More

Hey Freaks! It's late. Here's barebone shownotes. I'll update this later. On Today's Show: - Fruity Semen! - Severed Fingers... Read More

Hey Freaks! We're back for the Thursday show! Remember: if you guys have any crazy news stories you'd like to... Read More

Hey Freaks, Hope you enjoyed the Best-Of shows we played on the weekend, but we're back now with new shows!... Read More

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the program today! I got a flood of voicemails, and while I can't play them all on... Read More

Hey Freaks! I'm back with the first episode recorded at my new apartment! My bed is here, I have Internet... Read More

Hey Freaks, Friday's show will be posted in the late afternoon, which is almost becoming a regular thing. Anyways, here's... Read More

Hey Freaks! We're ending the week right with some fucked up shit! Remember: it's a new month, and I'd really... Read More

Hey Freaks! Happy Birthday to DV! It was one year ago today that my first daily podcast was posted. Thanks... Read More

Hey Freaks! It's Tuesday, and that's when things get a little sexier here on Distorted View! That's right, it's Sextastic... Read More