Hey Freaks! Back here for the Friday show! Since we played a best-of show yesterday, I felt bad and decided... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's Tuesday and you know what that means! Sextastic Tuesday! My porno story stash is running dry, so... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back for the Thursday program! Enjoy the audio of the kids freaking out and of course the twisted... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back with a brand new show! After yesterday's unexpected little vacation, I try to redeem myself by playing... Read More
Hey Freaks! I've got a great show for you today. Lots of fun stuff to go through!I hope you all... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back for the Thursday show! I've got nothing to add here, so I'll just say enjoy the show... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's a brand new week full of optimism and endless possibilities! It only takes a day or two... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's new music Friday as we unveil Ty's brand new DV song! Plus, we're getting closer to finding... Read More
Hey Freaks, I've always been honest with you regarding the program, so I feel a certain responsibility to just lay... Read More
Hey Freaks! Ugh. Another late night. Fear not, though because we have a brand new Sextastic Tuesday story for you!... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back with a brand new show to end the week! In addition to the crazy news stories, I'm... Read More
Hey Freaks! On today's show we've got the fist-fuck mega-mix, fart-porn: part 2, and of course, the crazy-bizarre news you've... Read More
Hey Freaks, We're back with another all new show! Huzzah! I'm trying to get back into the swing of things... Read More
Hey Freaks, Friday's show will be posted in the late afternoon, which is almost becoming a regular thing. Anyways, here's... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back with a new show for you! Joe stops by, we re-enact listener voicemails, and I play you... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm back! Sorry there was no show yesterday! I really intended on doing one, but I just didnt... Read More
Hey Freaks, One word to describe today's show: "yikes". It'a not pretty, but if you'd like to punish yourself, tune... Read More
Hey Freaks! Well, I never got around to doing that promised Friday show last week. I was a lazy bitch... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the program today! Oh, if anyone is really good with flash and HTML, let me know. I... Read More
Best-Of, Bitches. On Today's Show: - More elderly crack whore stories - Man's best friend with benefits - Killing and... Read More
Hey Freaks! What a way to end the week! In addition to the crazy news, we unleash a musical beast!... Read More
Hey freaks! Thanks to everyone who has offered to help with podcast hosting. It's the stangest thing, but when I... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's Tuesday, and we all know what that means: horrific porn! Enjoy the show! Keep those Don West... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the program today! It's much better than the abortion yesterday. If you have funny/weird audio or video,... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm back with the Wednesday show! I'm surprised I was able to pull the program together, as I... Read More
Hey Freaks! We're back with a new show! And it's not even in Spanish! Exclamation points!! On Today's Show: -... Read More
Hey Freaks! Happy Thanksgiving! Make sure to turn up your iPod so your whole family can listen to the show... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm back with a fantastic new show for you! Great fucked up stories, plus me talking about poop!... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back here for the Thursday show! Enjoy the program and remember to keep those cameras rolling. You're the... Read More
Happy Valentine's Day! We've got a great show for you today, including a special V-day message you can send to... Read More
Hey Freaks! Made it to the end of another week. And you know what? We did it together. I mean,... Read More
Hey Freaks! Big show! Brand new Sextastic Tuesday, twisted news, and a special DV tribute. Enjoy the program! On Today's... Read More
Hey Freaks! Jesus! It's taken me almost 2 hours to upload the show (dialup) and I'm falling asleep here. I'm... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Monday show! I start extended shows this week, and the first one will be tomorrow. In... Read More
Hey Freaks! We're ending the week right with some fucked up shit! Remember: it's a new month, and I'd really... Read More
Hey Freaks! Ok, we're back on track here! Yesterday I re-played the Sextastic Tuesday show since the audio was all... Read More
Hey Freaky Deakies! Hey, fuckwads: give me money. We're so close to my podcast expo goal. If you donate this... Read More
Hey Freaks, It's been quite a day, so I recorded today's show earlier than usual so I could get some... Read More
Hey Freaks! America's Favorite Podcast* is back with a brand new episode! Hey, why not fork over some cash? I... Read More
Hey Freaks, I'm back finally! Enjoy the show! - Divorcing your husband cuz he won't STICK IT IN! - REAL... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Thursday show! Remember: if you've come across some funny audio or video that you think would... Read More
Hey Freaks! Another insane edition of the podcast! Thanks for all the donations and clickgrid purchases! We're finally getting this... Read More
Hey Freaks, I'm back to start a brand new week of shows for you! I've receieved a few E-mails asking... Read More
Hey Freaks! Ending the week with more bizarre news stories, more Home Shopping audio, and more of the cool ranch... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back with another fantastic edition of Distorted View! Enjoy the program, and don't forget to E-mail me with... Read More
Hey Freaks, Enjoy the show! That's all I got today. On Today's Show: - Drowning in vomit! - Rejecting dick!... Read More
Hey Freaks! Ok, I feel much better about this week's Sextastic Tuesday, although there is very little "sex" involved with... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the big Friday show! I could very well be back this weekend with another dose of DV,... Read More
Hey Freaks! Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio 43085 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: show@distortedview.com Podcast Alley: Vote for... Read More
Hey Freaks! Finally! Back with more Distorted Views for you. Tune in for my lame explanation of why I was... Read More
Hey Freaks! Well, in true DV cluster-fuck fashion, I'm having a hell of a time doing a show for you... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! IF you run across a funny news story, or stange audio/video files, send them along... Read More
Hey Freaks! You gots yourselfs a brands new DV (and a few extra s's). Enjoy the program and I'll see... Read More
Hey Freaks! We're back with a new week of shows, and we're kicking it off with a brand new website!... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back to start a brand new week of shows for you. Hope your Thanksgiving Weekend was great and... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back for the Turd-day show (as Cheryl would say) and it's a doozey. We honor another Linda Finkle... Read More
Hey Freaks! TGIF!!!!!(shoot me) Enjoy the podcast. In addition to the usual stupidity, I've got more behind-the-scenes stories, including why... Read More
Hey Freaks, We've got a big show for you today! Is it offensive? Yeah. But that's the way you like... Read More
It's Thursday and we have another jammed-packed episode full of freaks and weirdos! If you enjoy the show, don't forget... Read More
Hey Freaks! Ok, it's time for the Tuesday show and you know what that means. Things get a little sexier,... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back with another brand new episode for you! This episode is made even more special by a listener-submitted... Read More
It's Friday and I've got one more dose of Distorted View for you before we call it a week! Remember:... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show, have a great weekend, all that jazz. On Today's Show: - Maggots in bedsores -... Read More
Hey Freaks! Hope you guys are having a great weekend! It's about to get greater, though, because it's time for... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the program! On Today's Show: - Eating shit smeared toilet paper - Kicking the shit out of... Read More
Hey Freaks! I've got a brand new show for you today! I'm still sick, so you can all enjoy my... Read More
Hey Freaks! As promised, here's a BRAND NEW episode of Distorted View for your Thursday. To make it worth the... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm back after our Classique Sextastic Tuesday show. Today's program is jam-packed and I had a blast taping... Read More
Hey Freaks! Hope you all had a fantastic weekend! It's time to buckle the fuck down and start a brand... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back for the Thursday show! If you have suggestions for episode show titles, surf on over to the... Read More
Hey Freaks! We made it through another week together! I had a blast and hope you did, too. We end... Read More
Hey Freaks! Have a great weekend! I'll be busy planning the 1st annual Distorted View Bizarre Sex Summer Games. Get... Read More
Hey Freaks! If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. Today's show gives the Mugglecast a run for its money. Don't... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back for the Wednesday show. In addition to twisted news, I usher in a brand new American Idol... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy today's Sextastic Tuesday! I've got nothing else to say. If you're curious about how my weekend went... Read More
Hey Freaks! In addition to crazy news stories, you'll also learn which hand I use to masturbate with and my... Read More
On today's show: - Cockfighting! It's staged to make a comeback if some crazy nutjob from Oklahoma has anything to... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's a sad day in DV history as we learn what happened to the dickhole guy and why... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back for the late Friday show! Have a great weekend. If you want more DV, surf on over... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Wednesday show. Remember, if you have any funny or bizzare video clips or soundbites, E-mail them... Read More
Hey Freaks! Did you miss me? Well, good! I hope you've learned to appreciate what I do for you. I'm... Read More
Hey Freaks, Back with your Wednesday edition of Distorted View! Remember: If you run across a crazy news story, bizarre... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm back with a brand new edition of Sextastic Tuesday! Enjoy! Don't forget to voicemail me. I try... Read More
Hey Freaks!! I have a great show for you today! The first minute of the program alone is worth the... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm back with more crazy news for you! Enjoy the program and don't forget to E-mail me with... Read More
Hey Freaks! Stupid site was down last night and I couldnt update. Here's the show! Enjoy the Friday show. I... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back here for the Wednesday edition of DV. By the way, if you run across funny news stories,... Read More
We made it through another week together! I've saved some of the best (read: craziest) news stories for last! On... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm running really late. Here's the new show. I'm so poor, and so black: paypal me 🙂 -... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's the end of yet another week! I've had a blast with you, and can't wait to do... Read More
Hey Freaks! We've got another big show for you today. Along with the news of the weird, we've got a... Read More
Hey Freaks! Hope you all had a great weekend! On today's show you hear what happens when you masturbate with... Read More
Hey Freaks! What a show we have for you today! In addition to the news of the weird stories, I... Read More
Hey Freaks, Back with yet another dose of daily distortion for you! Enjoy the madness! Coming up on today's show:... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm finally back from my Christmas vacation and have a great show for you! Enjoy the program and... Read More
Hey Freaks, Hope you enjoyed the Best-Of shows we played on the weekend, but we're back now with new shows!... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm back to start an all new week of shows with you! In addition to the usual lot... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back for another installment of audio stupidity! Remember to vote for Distorted View at Podcast Alley! We're sooooo... Read More
Hey freaks! Back here with the Thursday show! Remember, if you run across a funny or strange news story, send... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's time for another installment of Sextastic Tuesday! If you run across a truly bizarre sex story and... Read More
Hey Freaks! Hope you guys had a great weekend. I spent most of mine preparing those fucking Holiday Packs to... Read More
Hey Freaks, Enjoy the show today! I tried to limit my donation and clickgrid talk to give you a break... Read More
Hey Freaks! We're back starting a new week of Distorted View's! Quite frankly, I think we've got some of the... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back with a special Sunday show for you freaks. Skip church and tune in to farting ministers and... Read More
Hey Freaks! Last week we read a strange Sextastic Tuesday story, but this week, it's just kind of gross. Fast... Read More
Hey Freaks, Wow! Quite a show for you today, freaks! In addition to the crazy news and a Sextastic Tuesday... Read More
Hey Freaks! Hope you guys had a great weekend, but it's time to buckle the fuck down and get back... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the program! If you've got audio, video, or a news story, feel free to send it to... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! That's all I got. - Perverted clowns - Machete vs. Gun - A Phone in... Read More
Hey Freaks! We're back with a new show! Rawk! On Today's Show - Rat Feces! - Growing a dick on... Read More
Hey Freaks! The Tim Henson Suicide Watch is almost over: Television critic Tim Goodman has reported that my beloved Arrested... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the program! If you come across a funny news story or HIGH-LARIOUS audio/video file, send it my... Read More
Hey Freaks! Well, I've got a jam-packed show for you today. We've got some brand new Linda Finkle Hall of... Read More
Hey Freaks There was no show yesterday, but today I give you what you've been wanting for awhile now: a... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back after another long weekend. It's time to get back down to business. Enjoy the show today, and... Read More
Hey Freaks! Glad to be back to start a new week of shows for you. Tomorrow I'll tell you all... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! I'm all packed up and I'm leaving Columbus. After today, I'll be replaying some Best-If... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back with the Thursday show. Sure, it's a little rough, but it's better than nothing....right? I pepper the... Read More
Hey Freaks Shownotes will pop up sometime if I don't die. Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back to start a whole new week of twisted shit. On the show I mention I'd be providing... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back to start a brand new week with you. I'm still working overnights at my job, so the... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm back with the Tuesday show! I've got a brand new listener-written Sextastic Tuesday story for you. Enjoy... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy today's show! We revist dick cheese porn on Sextastic Tuesday, plus all of the twisted news your... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's Friday, which means we've got to end the week. I know, I know, it's sad. Fear not... Read More
Hey Freaks! Here we go again. Another Tuesday, another sextastic story for you. My roommate Joe came through with today's... Read More
Hey Freaks! Can you believe it? Can you FEEEL the excitement in the air? It's time for a brand new... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back to end another week with you guys! Bored this weekend? Sift through our archives. All of January's... Read More
Hey Freaks! Wow! Look at this: A Friday show is up at the normal time! Rock on. Today I bring... Read More
Hey Freaks! It was a bit of a rough show because I was tired. Fucking "Lost". I've been trying to... Read More
Hey Freaks! Glad to have you back for a brand new week of DV's! You're really going to enjoy the... Read More
Hey Freaks! It was kind of a slow news day, so I apologize if the stories aren't up to the... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back here for the Tuesday show! I'm proud to say Sextastic Tuesday has returned! Enjoy the insanity. And... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show and I'll be back after Thanksgiving for more DV this week!! On Today's Show: -... Read More
Hey Freaks! Another big show for you! At the top of the program we play another funny tech support call.... Read More
Hey Freaks! Wow, what a cluster-fuck. My XLR cable kept shorting out or something throughout the show, so I had... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm so happy to be back with you after my long weekend! We've got more pussy farts and... Read More
Hey Freaks! What a fantastic way to start the week: a double dose of Distorted View! Enjoy the Monday show.... Read More
Hey Freaks! We're back for the Thursday show! Remember: if you guys have any crazy news stories you'd like to... Read More
On Today's Show: -The Scud missile goes to the highest bidder! -How many vibrators does it take to satisfy a... Read More
Hey Freaks! We've got a doozy of a show for you today featuring news of the weird, me singing my... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm back to start a whole new week of Distorted View's for ya! Along with some truly bizarre... Read More
Hey Freaks! How many times do I say "rape" on today's show? It seems like an awful lot, but with... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back with your Wednesday podcast. Enjoy the stupidity. Don't forget to send all those twisted audio/video clips you... Read More
Hey Freaks! I've got a very special episode of DV for you today! We take a trip to...The Tranny Zone!... Read More
Hey Freaks! All aboard the crazy train! We're rolling through the week, and the news stories keep getting stranger. Enjoy... Read More
Hey freaks! I had a blast this week and I hope you did, too. We end the week right with... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back with the Monday podcast! I'm a little cranky on today's show, which is always a treat for... Read More
Hey Freaks! Another super late recording session. Today's show is...well, it's an abortion. I think. I really don't know because... Read More
Hey Freaks! Wow, what a bizarre show we have for you today. Prepare yourself mentally for it! On Today's Show:... Read More
Hey! It's our very first new show podcasting! I'm so excited! Hope you freaks enjoy the program and tell your... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's our post-Halloween show: I report on all the weird shit that went down yesterday. Plus, your E-mails... Read More
Hey freaks! It's Friday! Enjoy the show because we've saved the best for last. We will be back on Monday... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! If you'd like a bumper sticker and a patch designed by our very own Rudeboy,... Read More
Hey Freaks! On today's edition of Sextastic Tuesday: Teletubby erotic fan fiction. I shit you not. Enjoy the twsited madness!... Read More
Hey Freaks! Yes, it's the end of another week. Which means you'll have to go two days without stories of... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm back to start a brand new week of audiophonic stupidity. Enjoy the show! If you find a... Read More
Hey Freaks! Time for another installment of Tim is a Dumbass. On yesterday's show notes, I listed the weird news... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm back here with you to start a brand new week of DV! If you didn't catch it,... Read More
Hey Freaks! Thanks for joining me back here to start a whole new week of Distorted View's! Oh, and enjoy... Read More
Hey Freaks, I have nothing to say so...umm...Mayonnaise. On Today's Show: - Feces in the mail! (Don't lick the envelope)... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back to start a new week of shows with you. During my introduction, my friend Joe stopped by,... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back here for the Friday show! Remember, there will be a BRAND NEW episode of Distoted View tomorrow.... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the stupid show! I *HEART* u. On Today's Show: - The Penis Pumper Strikes Again! - Old... Read More
Hey Freaks! We're back with another new show! Today I spill the beans about a new podcasting project I'm working... Read More
300th Show! Hey Freaks! Who would have thought I would stick with DV for over 300 podcasts! More puzzling is... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's Tuesday, and you all know what that means! Sextastic! Thanks to our good buddy Preston, we've got... Read More
Hey Freaks! Welcome back! Another long weekend as I spent Thanksgiving in my hometown of Ashtabula, Ohio. I'm back with... Read More
Hey Freaks! This is the last new show until after Christmas. On today's show: Christmas music, a visit from an... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's the last show of the year! What better way to end 2005 then to introduce you to... Read More
Hey freaks! It's an educational program today as Distorted View teaches you a few lessons you'd never hear in school.... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the stupidity! Remember to add me as a friend on Myspace. We'll be BFF! I'm already working... Read More
Hey Freaks! I forgot to talk about this on the show today, but guess who's turning TWO later this week!?... Read More
Hey Freaks! Holy crap! I'm so tired! Sorry if I'm out of it on today's podcast. It was a long... Read More
It's the big Friday show and boy is it a doozey! On Today's Show: -DV NEWS FLASH: People are allowed... Read More
Hey Freaks! Domestic Violence Awareness Week continues on Distorted View with more PSA audio goodness. Knowing is half the battle... Read More
Hey Freaks! Oh man, I think I managed to find the most vile, disgusting Sextastic Tuesday story to date! If... Read More
Hey Freaks! Here we go again. Back to start a brand new week with you twisted freaks. Remember to click... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm back with an extended episode of DV for you today. It's over 40 minutes of audio stupidity.... Read More
Hey Freaks! Keep those Don West songs/mashups coming! I've already received several. If I pick yours as the best, you'll... Read More
Hey Freaks! Finally, I'm back with a new show for you! See, I gave you a taste of what a... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back here with another DV podcast for you to feast upon! Also, check out a nice, positive article... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's February! For serious this time. In addition to the crazy news stories today, I talk about the... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm working hard on getting the member site up. It's a real son-of-a-bitch, let me tell you. It... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back here with the big Thursday show! Enjoy the insanity. Remember to tell your friends about DV! Spread... Read More
It's time for another episode of the podcast that Chinchilla Fancy magazine calls, "An utter disappointment". Who the hell wants... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! Along with the news, I alaso have some funny audio to share, and behind-the-scenes drama... Read More
Welcome to Tuesday, freaks! It's another day and another batch of stupid people doing stupid things! Enjoy! Coming up on... Read More
Hey Freaks! Another day, another dose of DV with your resident Media Darling. In addition to the news, I announce... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back with a frantic Wednesday show! Enjoy the fast-paced magic. What else is there to say? I love... Read More
Hey Freaks! Looky here! A Weekend show! Yes, it's true! Enjoy the program and I'll see you back here tomorrow... Read More
Hey Freaks! Here's your Friday show! Sorry it's a bit late. Enjoy the stupidity, and for those of you who... Read More
Hey Freaks! One more show for the month of May before we kick its ugly ass out the door. Make... Read More
Hey Freaks! Welcome to October! We're back to start another month and week with more bizarre news stories, plus much... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm back with a working mic! Enjoy the show, and don't forget to keep sending me those funny... Read More
Hey everybody! Back here with a truly twisted episode of Distorted View! Enjoy the show, and don't forget to E-mail... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's hump day! Join me on yet another journey into the bizarre underbelly of daily news! Plus: weird... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! I have nothin else to add, so here's the ingredients to Mountain Blast Powerade: Water,... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back for the big Monday podcast! I've got funny audio, bizarre news stories, and that tangy ranch flavor... Read More
Hey Freaks! This is it! Last show for the week because I'm flying to California in like 5 hours. I... Read More
Hey Freaks! Shocking Santa News! Make sure to listen to today's program with your children. Remember: if you've got funny... Read More