Hey Freaks! Enjoy the program! Shrot and simple. On Today's Show: -Fake Retards -Splashing the Elderly -Telephone Stabbing Links: Chicken... Read More
Hey Freaks! I have a huge show for you today. Sure, it's extended for the Sideshow members, but even the... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm tired! Enjoy the extended show! I think it clocks in at 53 minutes or so. In the... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm back with the first episode recorded at my new apartment! My bed is here, I have Internet... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy today's Sextastic Tuesday! I've got nothing else to say. If you're curious about how my weekend went... Read More
Hey Freaks! Wow! Look at this: A Friday show is up at the normal time! Rock on. Today I bring... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back with a new show for you! Joe stops by, we re-enact listener voicemails, and I play you... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! Remeber to E-mail me with your ridiculous Yahoo Questions/Answers. If you're a Sideshow member, take... Read More
Hey Freaks! Time for another installment of Tim is a Dumbass. On yesterday's show notes, I listed the weird news... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back for the Friday show as promised. Enjoy the new batch of Ask Satan questions and I'll see... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Wednesday show. Remember, if you have any funny or bizzare video clips or soundbites, E-mail them... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back to start a new week of shows with you. During my introduction, my friend Joe stopped by,... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back for the late Friday show! Have a great weekend. If you want more DV, surf on over... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back with your Wednesday podcast. Enjoy the stupidity. Don't forget to send all those twisted audio/video clips you... Read More
Hey Freaks, Well today was a giant clusterfuck. I recorded the show, was done by 2:00pm. Ran some errands and... Read More
Hey Freaks! Got another great show for you today! If you run across any great video or soundclip, send it... Read More
Hey Freaks! This is the last new show until after Christmas. On today's show: Christmas music, a visit from an... Read More
Hey Freaks! Keep those Don West songs/mashups coming! I've already received several. If I pick yours as the best, you'll... Read More
Hey Freaks, I'm back to start a brand new week of shows for you! I've receieved a few E-mails asking... Read More
Hey Freaks! Yes, we're back with a brand new show! Believe me, that last sentence really DID warrant the exclamation... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm feeling like shit today. So here's the run down of today's show! Enjoy! xoxoxoo 4ever On Today's... Read More
Hey Freaks! Here's your Friday show! Sorry it's a bit late. Enjoy the stupidity, and for those of you who... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show today! I'm off to Christmas shop in just a few hours. What size are you?... Read More
Hey Freaks! I forgot to talk about this on the show today, but guess who's turning TWO later this week!?... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! On today's show you'll hear a brand new Tim-Fuckup! Listen to the voicemail portion of... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm back with a working mic! Enjoy the show, and don't forget to keep sending me those funny... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back to start a brand new week of shows for you. Hope your Thanksgiving Weekend was great and... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's Tuesday, and you all know what that means! Sextastic! Thanks to our good buddy Preston, we've got... Read More
Hey Freaks! Tim "Broken Promises" Henson? No way! Not this time. Here is the promised Friday show, even though I... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back for the Wednesday show! Enjoy the program, and remember to keep those E-mails and Voicemails coming! I... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! I'm all packed up and I'm leaving Columbus. After today, I'll be replaying some Best-If... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's moving week for me, but I'm going to try to do a weeks worth of new shows... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Thursday show! Remember: if you've come across some funny audio or video that you think would... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy this spooky, creeptacular crapfest. I've got a brand new Sextastic Tuesday story, along with all the other... Read More
Hey freaks! Look! A weekend show! I'm as surprised as you are. Nonetheless, enjoy the program and I'll see you... Read More
Hey Freaks! I've got one more mini-show for you before I head back to Ashtabula. Enjoy it, and I'll be... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the podcast! I've got nothing else. On Today's Show: - Nailing your testicles - Dismembering your (now... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm back with the Tuesday show! I've got a brand new listener-written Sextastic Tuesday story for you. Enjoy... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back for the Thursday show! I've got nothing to add here, so I'll just say enjoy the show... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm back with a brand new edition of Sextastic Tuesday! Enjoy! Don't forget to voicemail me. I try... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the program. I added artwork to today's show, so if you've got one of them fancy iPods,... Read More
Hey Freaks! Am I liar? Yes, but not in this case. As promised, here is your Friday/Saturday show. It's a... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm back with an extended episode of DV for you today. It's over 40 minutes of audio stupidity.... Read More
Hey Freaks Show will be posted later today. Hang tight. -t... Read More
Hey Freaks! The normal show schedule resumes! I'm done working overnights, which means the early morning posting of shows. Today:... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back for the Thursday program! Enjoy the audio of the kids freaking out and of course the twisted... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm running really late. Here's the new show. I'm so poor, and so black: paypal me 🙂 -... Read More
Hey Freaks! That's right! I'm back with a Saturday show! Thanks for the donations, and if you continue today with... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back for the Thursday show! Enjoy the program! Remember: if you have any great news story tips or... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! Have a great weekend and labor day! If I don't do a DVDA show for... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show today! Remeber: if you donate via paypal, you'll get a DV bumpersticker and Rudeboy designed... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm back to start a brand new week of audiophonic stupidity. Enjoy the show! If you find a... Read More
Hey Freaks! I am tired! If you missed the Distorted View Daily Aftershow (DVDA) you can download it! A link... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the program! On Today's Show: - Eating shit smeared toilet paper - Kicking the shit out of... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's the Friday show...on a Saturday. I'm an idiot. Enjoy the program and I'll be back tomorrow (yes!)... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the program! If you've got audio, video, or a news story, feel free to send it to... Read More
Hey Freaks! What a fantastic way to start the week: a double dose of Distorted View! Enjoy the Monday show.... Read More
Hey Freaks! Stupid site was down last night and I couldnt update. Here's the show! Enjoy the Friday show. I... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! If you'd like a bumper sticker and a patch designed by our very own Rudeboy,... Read More
Hey Freaks, There will be a show today, but it's coming later. I was having internet issues last night and... Read More
Hey Freaks! Thanks for checking out the Tuesday show. It's a brand new episode as we celebrate my 26th birthday... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show and have a great weekend. Don't forget to vote for DV at the Podcast Awards.... Read More
Hey Freaks! Domestic Violence Awareness Week continues on Distorted View with more PSA audio goodness. Knowing is half the battle... Read More
Hey Freaks! Glad to be back with you for yet another week of audip stupidity. Thanks for all the E-mails... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the program! If you come across a funny news story or HIGH-LARIOUS audio/video file, send it my... Read More
Hey Freaks! Today we've got a celebrity edition of Sextastic Tuesday! Cheryl Merkowski of whorehole.org reads us some lesbian erotica.... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the stupidity! Remember to add me as a friend on Myspace. We'll be BFF! I'm already working... Read More
Hey Freaks! If you miss one episode of Distorted View this year, today's show might be the one you want... Read More
Hey Freaks! Ending the week with more bizarre news stories, more Home Shopping audio, and more of the cool ranch... Read More
Hey Freaks! So glad to be back with a brand new episode of DV for you! Enjoy the program, and... Read More
Hey Freaks! That's right, I've got a Sunday show for you! As promised, I read a second, cockroach-themed sextastic story... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the stupid show! I *HEART* u. On Today's Show: - The Penis Pumper Strikes Again! - Old... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's Saextastic Tuesday! Today I read you some homemade cockroach porn. Enjoy the program, and don't forgot to... Read More
Hey Freaks! You gots yourselfs a brands new DV (and a few extra s's). Enjoy the program and I'll see... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! Along with the news today, I have another story to share from my "real-life" that... Read More
Hey Freaks! Big show! Brand new Sextastic Tuesday, twisted news, and a special DV tribute. Enjoy the program! On Today's... Read More
Hey Freaks! As promised, here is the weekend show! In addition to the twisted news you've grown to tolerate(tm), I've... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Thursday show! Got some crazy audio/video or news story? Email me with it! I live for... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! On Today's Show: - Killed by sausage - More mentally ill sex - Troublesome gays... Read More
Hey Freaks Shownotes will pop up sometime if I don't die. Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's 6/6/6! I'm doing today's show for you, Damien. It's a another freak-filled episode with a brand new... Read More
Hey Freaks! Thanks for all the donations! You made me get off my lazy ass and do a Sunday program.... Read More
Hey Freaks! I have nothing to say to you cheap sons of bitches. Enjoy the show, fuckwads! On Today's Show:... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm alive! There was no show on Memorial Day and last Friday I was really sick, but I'm... Read More
Hey Freaks, Enjoy the show today! I tried to limit my donation and clickgrid talk to give you a break... Read More
Hey Freaks! Hope you all had a great weekend! On today's show you hear what happens when you masturbate with... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back for another installment of audio stupidity! Remember to vote for Distorted View at Podcast Alley! We're sooooo... Read More
Hey Freaks! Ok, I feel much better about this week's Sextastic Tuesday, although there is very little "sex" involved with... Read More
Hey Freaks! A Saturday show!? Could it be? Why yes, it's a reality. Enjoy the funny and I'll see you... Read More
Hey Freaks! Another insane edition of the podcast! Thanks for all the donations and clickgrid purchases! We're finally getting this... Read More
Hey freaks! Honestly, this is a pretty mediocre show. Nonetheless, it isn't all bad, and a new show always beats... Read More
Hey Freaks There was no show yesterday, but today I give you what you've been wanting for awhile now: a... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back with a brand new edition of Sextastic Tuesday. It's really quite disgusting. I know you freaks will... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back with a special Sunday show for you freaks. Skip church and tune in to farting ministers and... Read More
Hey Freaks, Holy shit! I'm back with the Wednesday show! Enjoy the bad rapping, tourette's-fueled screaming, and of course, the... Read More
Hey Freaks! Hope you all had a fantastic weekend! It's time to buckle the fuck down and start a brand... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! I have nothin else to add, so here's the ingredients to Mountain Blast Powerade: Water,... Read More
Hey Freaks! You did it. You won me over with that smile of yours. More importantly, you came through with... Read More
Hey Freaks, Enjoy the podcast! Lots of great audio today along with some twisted news. I'll be back tomorrow and... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's a brand new week full of optimism and endless possibilities! It only takes a day or two... Read More
Hey Freaks! Satan is preparing a statement regarding Anna Nicole Smith's death and promised me he'd have it ready a... Read More
Hey Freaks! Full shownotes will come later. I'm going to bed! Email: show@distortedview.com Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Podcast Alley: New Month, DV... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Monday show! I start extended shows this week, and the first one will be tomorrow. In... Read More
Hey Freaks! As promised, here is your Wednesday show. So sorry it's late. I warned you this week was going... Read More
Hey Freaks! Glad to be back to start a new week of shows for you. Tomorrow I'll tell you all... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back with a brand new show for you. Today I read a new batch of Yahoo Questions and... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm late but here's the show! Keep those Yahoo! Questions and Answers coming. I'm highly amused by them... Read More
Hey Freaks! Well, I've got a jam-packed show for you today. We've got some brand new Linda Finkle Hall of... Read More
Hey Freaks! Hope you all had a great weekend. Enjoy the show! I've got nothing else to say to you... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back for the Turd-day show (as Cheryl would say) and it's a doozey. We honor another Linda Finkle... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's Sextastic Tuesday! If you've got a funny/bizarre story you'd think would be great for ST, E-mail it... Read More
Hey Freaks! For those of you that are members to the sideshow, a brand new episode of DV Daily is... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Thursday show! Remember, it's a new month, so I'd really appreciate it if you voted for... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm back with a brand new show for the brand new year! Enjoy the show and the abortion... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back for yet another dose of audiophonic stupidity. Remember that the Don West Contest is coming to an... Read More
Hey Freaks! Hope you all had a great Christmas (if that's your thing) and I'm sooooo happy to be back.... Read More
Hey Freaks! Another day, another sparkling new dose of the worst humanity has to offer.I'm so glad to be your... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's Tuesday, and we all know what that means: horrific porn! Enjoy the show! Keep those Don West... Read More
Hey Freaks, Friday's show will be posted in the late afternoon, which is almost becoming a regular thing. Anyways, here's... Read More
Hey Freaks! My killer cold is persisting, so today's show is short. I've got a brand new Sextastic Tuesday story... Read More
Hey Freaks! That's right, you sideshow members get another weekend edition of DV. Enjoy! It's all online right now. For... Read More
Hey Freaks! This week is just flying by! Enjoy today's program. For you Sideshow Members, yes, there WILL be a... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show today! We've got another listener-written Sextastic Tuesday story for you. Keep those newstips and audio/video... Read More
Hey Freaks! If you're a member of the Sideshow, I've posted a brand new episode of DV for you. I'm... Read More
Hey Freaks! Remember: no one should touch you in a way you feel is wrong. And that's one to grown... Read More
Hey Freaks! Wow, what a cluster-fuck. My XLR cable kept shorting out or something throughout the show, so I had... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show and I'll be back after Thanksgiving for more DV this week!! On Today's Show: -... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm back to start a whole new week of show with you! The big news is that the... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm working hard on getting the member site up. It's a real son-of-a-bitch, let me tell you. It... Read More
Hey Freaks! Jesus! It's taken me almost 2 hours to upload the show (dialup) and I'm falling asleep here. I'm... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show today! I've got a brand new Sextastic Tuesday story for you that will ruin even... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy today's show! It's a real fun one. Have a great weekend and keep all those E-mails, paypal... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's November! Yay! Oh, who am I kidding, November sucks. November is the poor man's August. I have... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm back here with you to start a brand new week of DV! If you didn't catch it,... Read More
Hey Freaks! I am so happy to be back with a brand new, FULL episode of DV. Enjoy the program,... Read More
Hey Freaks! Well, in true DV cluster-fuck fashion, I'm having a hell of a time doing a show for you... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back for the Wednesday program! Thanks for all of the E-mail/Voicemails. Keep them coming! Enjoy today's show! Or... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's time to start a brand new week of audio stupidity! I've got a very musical edition of... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the program today! I got a flood of voicemails, and while I can't play them all on... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back after another long weekend. It's time to get back down to business. Enjoy the show today, and... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back with a brand new episode! Enjoy the program! Keep those E-mail's and voicemails coming! I love hearing... Read More
No show yet. It will be posted this evening. Am I lying or telling the truth? Only time will tell!... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's a brand new week, and have I got some great stories for you! If you run across... Read More
Hey Freaks, Enjoy the show! That's all I got today. On Today's Show: - Drowning in vomit! - Rejecting dick!... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! I'm still working my crazy hours, but that should end any day now. On Today's... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the program today and don't forget to check out some of the brand new DV merchandise! Rawwwwk.... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back to start a brand new week with you. I'm still working overnights at my job, so the... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's the end of the week already! I'm loving these 3-day weeks! God bless National Holidays and my... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm back, feeling recharged after a great Labor Day vacation! It's going to be a strange week, as... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! IF you run across a funny news story, or stange audio/video files, send them along... Read More
Hey Freaks! Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio 43085 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: show@distortedview.com Podcast Alley: Vote for... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back here for the Thursday show! Enjoy the program and remember to keep those cameras rolling. You're the... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's time for another installment of Sextastic Tuesday! If you run across a truly bizarre sex story and... Read More
Hey Freaks! Shut your goddamn ass up! Yeah, I've got another weekend show for you. Enjoy and God Bless. See... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! More LSD propaganda films, plus local commercials, PSA's, and of course the news. On Today's... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back here for a brand new edition of Sextastic Tuesday! Enjoy the show, and remember to drink lots... Read More
Hey Freaks! Looky here! A Weekend show! Yes, it's true! Enjoy the program and I'll see you back here tomorrow... Read More
Hey Freaks! Hey freaks! I've got more bug-chasing content for you in addition to the news and emails that help... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm officially back with a new porgram for you! There is no Sextastic Tuesday story today, but I... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm back with brand new DV for you! Today on the program a long-time fried of the show... Read More
Hey Freaks! Tomorrow is my 26th birthday and I'm still laughing at men who put their cigarettes out in toddler's... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! That's all I got. - Perverted clowns - Machete vs. Gun - A Phone in... Read More
Hey Freaks! If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. Today's show gives the Mugglecast a run for its money. Don't... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show, have a great weekend, all that jazz. On Today's Show: - Maggots in bedsores -... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'll keep this short and sweet. Enjoy the show, and suck the toes of someone you love (or... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back to start a brand new week of shows for you. Try clicking on the "What The Hell?"... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the program today! It's much better than the abortion yesterday. If you have funny/weird audio or video,... Read More
Hey Freaks! Finally! Back with more Distorted Views for you. Tune in for my lame explanation of why I was... Read More
Hey Freaks! I've got a great show for you today. Lots of fun stuff to go through!I hope you all... Read More
Hey Freaks! Just got back from the emergency room. Listen to today's show and you'll understand. Remember: I'm running a... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the big Friday show! I could very well be back this weekend with another dose of DV,... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's late. Here's barebone shownotes. I'll update this later. On Today's Show: - Fruity Semen! - Severed Fingers... Read More
Hey Freaks! Well hello there! I hope you guys had a great weekend! But now it's time to buckle down... Read More
Hey Freaks! TGIF!!!!!(shoot me) Enjoy the podcast. In addition to the usual stupidity, I've got more behind-the-scenes stories, including why... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! Along with the news, I alaso have some funny audio to share, and behind-the-scenes drama... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back for a brand new week of shows! Enjoy the stupidity. If you missed it, I did a... Read More
Hey Freaks! Got a great show for you today! Enjoy the program! There very well could be a weekend show... Read More
Hey Freaks, I've got a great show for you today, plus your chance to win some valuable gift certificates! Come... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm still not feeling 100%, but nonetheless I'm back! I've missed you twisted little freaks! Enjoy the show,... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! That's all I have to say to you today. Oh, don't forget to bid on... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! I've got nothing else to say to you. On Today's Show: - Feminist Porn -... Read More
Hey Freaks! Listen to the show today for a little clip from The DV Drunk show! It really exsists! It's... Read More
Hey Freaks! One more show for the month of May before we kick its ugly ass out the door. Make... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show. I'm tired. Goodnight. On Today's Show: - Toe Lickers! - Fake Vaginas! - Creepy, Drunk... Read More
Hey Freaks! We're back with a brand new show, although the Sextastic Tuesday story is a repeat in an attempt... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's late, I'm tired, so these shownotes will be short. Enjoy the Friday program! I may be back... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back for the Wednesday show. In addition to twisted news, I usher in a brand new American Idol... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back to start a whole new week of shows! What's the best way to get over a nasty... Read More
Hey Freaks! We break 30 minutes today, which is something we've only done once before on a normal show, I... Read More
Hey Freaks! After an abortion of a show yesterday, I'm pleased to say I'm back with a vengence. I'm pretty... Read More
Hey Freaks! Hope you guys had a great weekend, but it's time to buckle the fuck down and get back... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back with more crapola for you. I have nothing else to add, so here's some random urine facts!... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back to start a whole new week of twisted shit. On the show I mention I'd be providing... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back with the Friday! Come for the fucked up news, stay for my rants against the elderly. Today:... Read More
Hey Freaks! Man, have I got a Sextastic Tuesday for you! It's literally a HUGE show, clocking in at almost... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm back! I still have a cold, but fuck it all to hell. You'll just have to deal... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's Tuesday, and I've got a new Sextastic Tuesday story...with a little help from some friends. Enjoy the... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's new music Friday as we unveil Ty's brand new DV song! Plus, we're getting closer to finding... Read More
Hey Freaks! America's Favorite Podcast* is back with a brand new episode! Hey, why not fork over some cash? I... Read More
The show is coming in late, but if you're on the West Coast, it's still Saturday! Enjoy the weekend program,... Read More