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Hey Freaks! Enjoy the program! Shrot and simple. On Today's Show: -Fake Retards -Splashing the Elderly -Telephone Stabbing Links: Chicken... Read More

Hey Freaks! I have a huge show for you today. Sure, it's extended for the Sideshow members, but even the... Read More

Hey Freaks! I'm tired! Enjoy the extended show! I think it clocks in at 53 minutes or so. In the... Read More

Hey Freaks! Enjoy today's Sextastic Tuesday! I've got nothing else to say. If you're curious about how my weekend went... Read More

Hey Freaks! Back with a new show for you! Joe stops by, we re-enact listener voicemails, and I play you... Read More

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! Remeber to E-mail me with your ridiculous Yahoo Questions/Answers. If you're a Sideshow member, take... Read More

Hey Freaks! Time for another installment of Tim is a Dumbass. On yesterday's show notes, I listed the weird news... Read More

Hey Freaks! Back for the Friday show as promised. Enjoy the new batch of Ask Satan questions and I'll see... Read More

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Wednesday show. Remember, if you have any funny or bizzare video clips or soundbites, E-mail them... Read More

Hey Freaks! Back for the late Friday show! Have a great weekend. If you want more DV, surf on over... Read More

Hey Freaks, Well today was a giant clusterfuck. I recorded the show, was done by 2:00pm. Ran some errands and... Read More

Hey Freaks! Got another great show for you today! If you run across any great video or soundclip, send it... Read More

Hey Freaks! This is the last new show until after Christmas. On today's show: Christmas music, a visit from an... Read More

Hey Freaks! Keep those Don West songs/mashups coming! I've already received several. If I pick yours as the best, you'll... Read More

Hey Freaks, I'm back to start a brand new week of shows for you! I've receieved a few E-mails asking... Read More

Hey Freaks! I'm feeling like shit today. So here's the run down of today's show! Enjoy! xoxoxoo 4ever On Today's... Read More

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show today! I'm off to Christmas shop in just a few hours. What size are you?... Read More

Hey Freaks! I forgot to talk about this on the show today, but guess who's turning TWO later this week!?... Read More

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! On today's show you'll hear a brand new Tim-Fuckup! Listen to the voicemail portion of... Read More

Hey Freaks! I'm back with a working mic! Enjoy the show, and don't forget to keep sending me those funny... Read More

Hey Freaks! Back to start a brand new week of shows for you. Hope your Thanksgiving Weekend was great and... Read More

Hey Freaks! Tim "Broken Promises" Henson? No way! Not this time. Here is the promised Friday show, even though I... Read More

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! I'm all packed up and I'm leaving Columbus. After today, I'll be replaying some Best-If... Read More

Hey Freaks! It's moving week for me, but I'm going to try to do a weeks worth of new shows... Read More

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Thursday show! Remember: if you've come across some funny audio or video that you think would... Read More

Hey Freaks! Enjoy this spooky, creeptacular crapfest. I've got a brand new Sextastic Tuesday story, along with all the other... Read More

Hey freaks! Look! A weekend show! I'm as surprised as you are. Nonetheless, enjoy the program and I'll see you... Read More

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the podcast! I've got nothing else. On Today's Show: - Nailing your testicles - Dismembering your (now... Read More

Hey Freaks! Back for the Thursday show! I've got nothing to add here, so I'll just say enjoy the show... Read More

Hey Freaks! I'm back with a brand new edition of Sextastic Tuesday! Enjoy! Don't forget to voicemail me. I try... Read More

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the program. I added artwork to today's show, so if you've got one of them fancy iPods,... Read More

Hey Freaks! Am I liar? Yes, but not in this case. As promised, here is your Friday/Saturday show. It's a... Read More

Hey Freaks! I'm back with an extended episode of DV for you today. It's over 40 minutes of audio stupidity.... Read More

Hey Freaks! The normal show schedule resumes! I'm done working overnights, which means the early morning posting of shows. Today:... Read More

Hey Freaks! I'm running really late. Here's the new show. I'm so poor, and so black: paypal me 🙂 -... Read More

Hey Freaks! That's right! I'm back with a Saturday show! Thanks for the donations, and if you continue today with... Read More

Hey Freaks! Back for the Thursday show! Enjoy the program! Remember: if you have any great news story tips or... Read More

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! Have a great weekend and labor day! If I don't do a DVDA show for... Read More

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show today! Remeber: if you donate via paypal, you'll get a DV bumpersticker and Rudeboy designed... Read More

Hey Freaks! I am tired! If you missed the Distorted View Daily Aftershow (DVDA) you can download it! A link... Read More

Hey Freaks! It's the Friday show...on a Saturday. I'm an idiot. Enjoy the program and I'll be back tomorrow (yes!)... Read More

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the program! If you've got audio, video, or a news story, feel free to send it to... Read More

Hey Freaks! What a fantastic way to start the week: a double dose of Distorted View! Enjoy the Monday show.... Read More

Hey Freaks! Stupid site was down last night and I couldnt update. Here's the show! Enjoy the Friday show. I... Read More

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! If you'd like a bumper sticker and a patch designed by our very own Rudeboy,... Read More

Hey Freaks! Thanks for checking out the Tuesday show. It's a brand new episode as we celebrate my 26th birthday... Read More

Hey Freaks! Domestic Violence Awareness Week continues on Distorted View with more PSA audio goodness. Knowing is half the battle... Read More

Hey Freaks! Glad to be back with you for yet another week of audip stupidity. Thanks for all the E-mails... Read More

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the program! If you come across a funny news story or HIGH-LARIOUS audio/video file, send it my... Read More

Hey Freaks! Today we've got a celebrity edition of Sextastic Tuesday! Cheryl Merkowski of whorehole.org reads us some lesbian erotica.... Read More

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the stupidity! Remember to add me as a friend on Myspace. We'll be BFF! I'm already working... Read More

Hey Freaks! Ending the week with more bizarre news stories, more Home Shopping audio, and more of the cool ranch... Read More

Hey Freaks! That's right, I've got a Sunday show for you! As promised, I read a second, cockroach-themed sextastic story... Read More

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the stupid show! I *HEART* u. On Today's Show: - The Penis Pumper Strikes Again! - Old... Read More

Hey Freaks! It's Saextastic Tuesday! Today I read you some homemade cockroach porn. Enjoy the program, and don't forgot to... Read More

Hey Freaks! You gots yourselfs a brands new DV (and a few extra s's). Enjoy the program and I'll see... Read More

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! Along with the news today, I have another story to share from my "real-life" that... Read More

Hey Freaks! As promised, here is the weekend show! In addition to the twisted news you've grown to tolerate(tm), I've... Read More

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! On Today's Show: - Killed by sausage - More mentally ill sex - Troublesome gays... Read More

Hey Freaks Shownotes will pop up sometime if I don't die. Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio... Read More

Hey Freaks! It's 6/6/6! I'm doing today's show for you, Damien. It's a another freak-filled episode with a brand new... Read More

Hey Freaks! Thanks for all the donations! You made me get off my lazy ass and do a Sunday program.... Read More

Hey Freaks! I have nothing to say to you cheap sons of bitches. Enjoy the show, fuckwads! On Today's Show:... Read More

Hey Freaks, Enjoy the show today! I tried to limit my donation and clickgrid talk to give you a break... Read More

Hey Freaks! Back for another installment of audio stupidity! Remember to vote for Distorted View at Podcast Alley! We're sooooo... Read More

Hey Freaks! Ok, I feel much better about this week's Sextastic Tuesday, although there is very little "sex" involved with... Read More

Hey Freaks! A Saturday show!? Could it be? Why yes, it's a reality. Enjoy the funny and I'll see you... Read More

Hey Freaks! Another insane edition of the podcast! Thanks for all the donations and clickgrid purchases! We're finally getting this... Read More

Hey freaks! Honestly, this is a pretty mediocre show. Nonetheless, it isn't all bad, and a new show always beats... Read More

Hey Freaks! Back with a brand new edition of Sextastic Tuesday. It's really quite disgusting. I know you freaks will... Read More

Hey Freaks, Holy shit! I'm back with the Wednesday show! Enjoy the bad rapping, tourette's-fueled screaming, and of course, the... Read More

Hey Freaks! Hope you all had a fantastic weekend! It's time to buckle the fuck down and start a brand... Read More

Hey Freaks! You did it. You won me over with that smile of yours. More importantly, you came through with... Read More

Hey Freaks, Enjoy the podcast! Lots of great audio today along with some twisted news. I'll be back tomorrow and... Read More

Hey Freaks! Satan is preparing a statement regarding Anna Nicole Smith's death and promised me he'd have it ready a... Read More

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Monday show! I start extended shows this week, and the first one will be tomorrow. In... Read More

Hey Freaks! As promised, here is your Wednesday show. So sorry it's late. I warned you this week was going... Read More

Hey Freaks! Glad to be back to start a new week of shows for you. Tomorrow I'll tell you all... Read More

Hey Freaks! Back with a brand new show for you. Today I read a new batch of Yahoo Questions and... Read More

Hey Freaks! I'm late but here's the show! Keep those Yahoo! Questions and Answers coming. I'm highly amused by them... Read More

Hey Freaks! Hope you all had a great weekend. Enjoy the show! I've got nothing else to say to you... Read More

Hey Freaks! It's Sextastic Tuesday! If you've got a funny/bizarre story you'd think would be great for ST, E-mail it... Read More

Hey Freaks! For those of you that are members to the sideshow, a brand new episode of DV Daily is... Read More

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Thursday show! Remember, it's a new month, so I'd really appreciate it if you voted for... Read More

Hey Freaks! I'm back with a brand new show for the brand new year! Enjoy the show and the abortion... Read More

Hey Freaks! Back for yet another dose of audiophonic stupidity. Remember that the Don West Contest is coming to an... Read More

Hey Freaks! Another day, another sparkling new dose of the worst humanity has to offer.I'm so glad to be your... Read More

Hey Freaks, Friday's show will be posted in the late afternoon, which is almost becoming a regular thing. Anyways, here's... Read More

Hey Freaks! My killer cold is persisting, so today's show is short. I've got a brand new Sextastic Tuesday story... Read More

Hey Freaks! That's right, you sideshow members get another weekend edition of DV. Enjoy! It's all online right now. For... Read More

Hey Freaks! This week is just flying by! Enjoy today's program. For you Sideshow Members, yes, there WILL be a... Read More

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show today! We've got another listener-written Sextastic Tuesday story for you. Keep those newstips and audio/video... Read More

Hey Freaks! Remember: no one should touch you in a way you feel is wrong. And that's one to grown... Read More

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show and I'll be back after Thanksgiving for more DV this week!! On Today's Show: -... Read More

Hey Freaks! I'm back to start a whole new week of show with you! The big news is that the... Read More

Hey Freaks! I'm working hard on getting the member site up. It's a real son-of-a-bitch, let me tell you. It... Read More

Hey Freaks! Jesus! It's taken me almost 2 hours to upload the show (dialup) and I'm falling asleep here. I'm... Read More

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show today! I've got a brand new Sextastic Tuesday story for you that will ruin even... Read More

Hey Freaks! It's November! Yay! Oh, who am I kidding, November sucks. November is the poor man's August. I have... Read More

Hey Freaks! I am so happy to be back with a brand new, FULL episode of DV. Enjoy the program,... Read More

Hey Freaks! Well, in true DV cluster-fuck fashion, I'm having a hell of a time doing a show for you... Read More

Hey Freaks! Back for the Wednesday program! Thanks for all of the E-mail/Voicemails. Keep them coming! Enjoy today's show! Or... Read More

Hey Freaks! It's time to start a brand new week of audio stupidity! I've got a very musical edition of... Read More

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the program today! I got a flood of voicemails, and while I can't play them all on... Read More

Hey Freaks! Back with a brand new episode! Enjoy the program! Keep those E-mail's and voicemails coming! I love hearing... Read More

Hey Freaks! It's a brand new week, and have I got some great stories for you! If you run across... Read More

Hey Freaks, Enjoy the show! That's all I got today. On Today's Show: - Drowning in vomit! - Rejecting dick!... Read More

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! I'm still working my crazy hours, but that should end any day now. On Today's... Read More

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the program today and don't forget to check out some of the brand new DV merchandise! Rawwwwk.... Read More

Hey Freaks! Back to start a brand new week with you. I'm still working overnights at my job, so the... Read More

Hey Freaks! I'm back, feeling recharged after a great Labor Day vacation! It's going to be a strange week, as... Read More

Hey Freaks! Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio 43085 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: show@distortedview.com Podcast Alley: Vote for... Read More

Hey Freaks! Back here for the Thursday show! Enjoy the program and remember to keep those cameras rolling. You're the... Read More

Hey Freaks! It's time for another installment of Sextastic Tuesday! If you run across a truly bizarre sex story and... Read More

Hey Freaks! Shut your goddamn ass up! Yeah, I've got another weekend show for you. Enjoy and God Bless. See... Read More

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! More LSD propaganda films, plus local commercials, PSA's, and of course the news. On Today's... Read More

Hey Freaks! Looky here! A Weekend show! Yes, it's true! Enjoy the program and I'll see you back here tomorrow... Read More

Hey Freaks! I'm officially back with a new porgram for you! There is no Sextastic Tuesday story today, but I... Read More

Hey Freaks! I'm back with brand new DV for you! Today on the program a long-time fried of the show... Read More

Hey Freaks! Tomorrow is my 26th birthday and I'm still laughing at men who put their cigarettes out in toddler's... Read More

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! That's all I got. - Perverted clowns - Machete vs. Gun - A Phone in... Read More

Hey Freaks! If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. Today's show gives the Mugglecast a run for its money. Don't... Read More

Hey Freaks! I'll keep this short and sweet. Enjoy the show, and suck the toes of someone you love (or... Read More

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the program today! It's much better than the abortion yesterday. If you have funny/weird audio or video,... Read More

Hey Freaks! Finally! Back with more Distorted Views for you. Tune in for my lame explanation of why I was... Read More

Hey Freaks! I've got a great show for you today. Lots of fun stuff to go through!I hope you all... Read More

Hey Freaks! Just got back from the emergency room. Listen to today's show and you'll understand. Remember: I'm running a... Read More

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the big Friday show! I could very well be back this weekend with another dose of DV,... Read More

Hey Freaks! Well hello there! I hope you guys had a great weekend! But now it's time to buckle down... Read More

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! Along with the news, I alaso have some funny audio to share, and behind-the-scenes drama... Read More

Hey Freaks! Back for a brand new week of shows! Enjoy the stupidity. If you missed it, I did a... Read More

Hey Freaks! Got a great show for you today! Enjoy the program! There very well could be a weekend show... Read More

Hey Freaks, I've got a great show for you today, plus your chance to win some valuable gift certificates! Come... Read More

Hey Freaks! I'm still not feeling 100%, but nonetheless I'm back! I've missed you twisted little freaks! Enjoy the show,... Read More

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! I've got nothing else to say to you. On Today's Show: - Feminist Porn -... Read More

Hey Freaks! One more show for the month of May before we kick its ugly ass out the door. Make... Read More

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show. I'm tired. Goodnight. On Today's Show: - Toe Lickers! - Fake Vaginas! - Creepy, Drunk... Read More

Hey Freaks! We're back with a brand new show, although the Sextastic Tuesday story is a repeat in an attempt... Read More

Hey Freaks! It's late, I'm tired, so these shownotes will be short. Enjoy the Friday program! I may be back... Read More

Hey Freaks! Back for the Wednesday show. In addition to twisted news, I usher in a brand new American Idol... Read More

Hey Freaks! We break 30 minutes today, which is something we've only done once before on a normal show, I... Read More

Hey Freaks! Hope you guys had a great weekend, but it's time to buckle the fuck down and get back... Read More

Hey Freaks! Back with more crapola for you. I have nothing else to add, so here's some random urine facts!... Read More

Hey Freaks! Back to start a whole new week of twisted shit. On the show I mention I'd be providing... Read More

Hey Freaks! Back with the Friday! Come for the fucked up news, stay for my rants against the elderly. Today:... Read More

Hey Freaks! Man, have I got a Sextastic Tuesday for you! It's literally a HUGE show, clocking in at almost... Read More

Hey Freaks! It's Tuesday, and I've got a new Sextastic Tuesday story...with a little help from some friends. Enjoy the... Read More

Hey Freaks! America's Favorite Podcast* is back with a brand new episode! Hey, why not fork over some cash? I... Read More

The show is coming in late, but if you're on the West Coast, it's still Saturday! Enjoy the weekend program,... Read More