Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Friday program and I'll be back tomorrow for a Saturday cast* On Today's Show: - Tasering... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm back after our Classique Sextastic Tuesday show. Today's program is jam-packed and I had a blast taping... Read More
Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 4/01/06! Podcast Alley: It's a new month! Vote for DV! Email: show@distortedview.com Voicemail:... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm back here once again, doing my thing. Thanks for all the great E-mails and paypal donations! Remember,... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back with the big Monday show! I've got it all today: cola, hair, And show news! If you'd... Read More
Hey Freaks! More audio insanity for you today on the Wednesday show! Again, if you'd like to be entered in... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back for the big Monday podcast! I've got funny audio, bizarre news stories, and that tangy ranch flavor... Read More
Hey Freaks! Tampon talk continues on today's DV! I've also good some great news stories, and you're introduced to my... Read More
Hey freaks! Enjoy the Monday show! Too drunk to do show notes! On today's show - A fecal flood! -... Read More
Hey Freaks! Another fun show today, aside from audio clipping issues. Warning: return of the shit slurper! I have warned... Read More
Hey Freaks! The site is back up! RAWK ON! It's been a shitty 24/36 hours as my server that holds... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm back! Sorry there was no show yesterday! I really intended on doing one, but I just didnt... Read More
Hey Freaks! Hope you had great weekend! On Sunday I sat in with Paul and Jeanette as they taped their... Read More
Hey Freaks! Today I share with you the movies I've received from TLA Raw! It's only a matter of time... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy today's show! We revist dick cheese porn on Sextastic Tuesday, plus all of the twisted news your... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's a sad day in DV history as we learn what happened to the dickhole guy and why... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back to start a new week with you. Here we go! On Today's Show: - Dunkin Grossnuts -... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back with another brand new episode for you! This episode is made even more special by a listener-submitted... Read More
Hey Freaks! Last week we read a strange Sextastic Tuesday story, but this week, it's just kind of gross. Fast... Read More
Hey Freaks! We're ending the week in a big, big way! In addition to all of the typical sick shit,... Read More
Hey Freaks! During the show I keep insisting it's Tuesday, February 1st. What can I say? Your host is a... Read More
Hey Freaks! Have a great weekend! I'll be busy planning the 1st annual Distorted View Bizarre Sex Summer Games. Get... Read More
Best-Of, Bitches. On Today's Show: - More elderly crack whore stories - Man's best friend with benefits - Killing and... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's Tuesday, which means a brand new edition of Sextastic Tuesday. You can probably tell after listening to... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm back here one more time this week with a new batch of audio oddities for your ears... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back with more distortion for ya! Today we learn about A Neo-Nazi Tween Duo act! I think I... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! I so don't feel like typing this out. On Today's Show: - Hey, that's my... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm having a blast this week with you guys! More great stuff to discuss including my impending financial... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back here for the Tuesday show! I'm proud to say Sextastic Tuesday has returned! Enjoy the insanity. And... Read More
Hey Freaks! Lots of great stuff on today's show! Enjoy this sum-bitch all weekend long and I'll be back on... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back with a brand new episode! Remember: if you freaks find funny/bizarre/gross things on the Internet, E-mail them... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's the last show of the year! What better way to end 2005 then to introduce you to... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm finally back from my Christmas vacation and have a great show for you! Enjoy the program and... Read More
Hey Freaks! The holiday festivities continue today with The 12 Lays of Christmas! That's right, more of me singing! Enjoy... Read More
Hey Freaks! America, you asked for it! You said, "I want creepy porn read to me by an even creepier... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm still recovering from the Black Plague or whatever the hell I have, but I'm feeling much better... Read More
Hey Freaks! Despite getting sick this weekend, I tried to remains productive. I finally updated the Tim's Body Parts page... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Thursday show! Remember: Tomorrow is Distorted View's 1 year birthday! If you'd like to send along... Read More
Hey Freaks! How many times do I say "rape" on today's show? It seems like an awful lot, but with... Read More
Hey Freaks! Made it to the end of another week. And you know what? We did it together. I mean,... Read More
Hey Freaks! Welcome to Distorted View Daily. If you're new to the podcast, get ready to have your ass kicked... Read More
Hey Freaks! Welcome back! Another long weekend as I spent Thanksgiving in my hometown of Ashtabula, Ohio. I'm back with... Read More
Hey Freaks! What a jam packed show for you today! I've got your crazy bizarre news, an entertainmnet update, audio... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back to start a brand new week of Distorted View! Remember: the best way to help out the... Read More
Hey Freaks! I feel like death, but I try to "bring home the funny". I don't even fucking know what... Read More
Hey Freaks! Finally, I'm back with a new show for you! See, I gave you a taste of what a... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's another strange show! Yesterday had me freaking out on the air, and today's show is fucked up... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm so happy to be back with you after my long weekend! We've got more pussy farts and... Read More
Hey Freaks! On today's show we've got the fist-fuck mega-mix, fart-porn: part 2, and of course, the crazy-bizarre news you've... Read More
Hey Freaks! Happy Halloween! To celebrate we've got a creepy sextastic tuesday for you...on Monday! It's actually not really that... Read More
Hey Freaks! In addition to crazy news stories, you'll also learn which hand I use to masturbate with and my... Read More
Hey Freaks, Grandma, what a big cock you have! That's a hint as to what today's Sextastic Tuesday is all... Read More
Hey Freaks! Here's your Friday show! Enjoy the weekend, and we'll be back on Monday for more Distorted View! If... Read More
Hey Freaks! Here we go again. Another Tuesday, another sextastic story for you. My roommate Joe came through with today's... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's time to end the week, but fear not! We'll be back on Monday and do it all... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back with a frantic Wednesday show! Enjoy the fast-paced magic. What else is there to say? I love... Read More
Hey Freaks! Well, I never got around to doing that promised Friday show last week. I was a lazy bitch... Read More
Hey Freaks! Thanks for joining me on Today's DV! While you're here, dont forget to check out the links to... Read More
Hey Freaks! Welcome to October! We're back to start another month and week with more bizarre news stories, plus much... Read More
Hey Freaks! We're back for the Thursday show! Remember: if you guys have any crazy news stories you'd like to... Read More
Hey Freaks! Oh man, I think I managed to find the most vile, disgusting Sextastic Tuesday story to date! If... Read More
Hey Freaks! Hope you guys are having a great weekend! It's about to get greater, though, because it's time for... Read More
Hey Freaks! Ok, we're back on track here! Yesterday I re-played the Sextastic Tuesday show since the audio was all... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back to start a whole new week of DV! I've got a new lady in my life! A... Read More
Hey Freaks! As promised, here's a BRAND NEW episode of Distorted View for your Thursday. To make it worth the... Read More
Hey Freaks! Ugh. Another late night. Fear not, though because we have a brand new Sextastic Tuesday story for you!... Read More
Hey Freaks! You did it! We've reached our weekly donation goal, so here's a brand new episode! Yes, on a... Read More
Hey Freaks! Even though the show clock in at like 15 minutes, I still consider it a short program. We're... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm so happy to be back after my extended weekend! Hope you guys had a great labor day,... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'M PODCASTING FOR HURRICANE VICTIMS. Please help by donating your time/money/assistance to one of the following organizations: Visit... Read More
Hey Freaks! We're back with a very sexy Tuesday show! That's why we call it, "Sextastic Tuesday!". I promise it... Read More
Hey Freaks! What a way to end the week! We've got bizarre stories, more fart audio, and a bit we... Read More
Hey Freaks! Another big show for you! At the top of the program we play another funny tech support call.... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm back to start a whole new week of Distorted View's for ya! Along with some truly bizarre... Read More
Hey Freaks! Thanks for joining me on the Thursday podcast. Remember to listen to the program carefully and come up... Read More
Hey Freaks! We're back with another DV, and this one is a long one! Those fucking Sextastic Tuesday's stories always... Read More
Hey Freaks! We've got a huge Friday show for you! In addition to the crazy news stories, I also announce... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's hump day! Join me on yet another journey into the bizarre underbelly of daily news! Plus: weird... Read More
Hey Freaks! We find ourselves at the end of the week! Fear not, we'll be back on Monday to do... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back with more Distorted Views for you! Enjoy the madness. Again, sorry about the fuck-up on yesterday's show.... Read More
Hey Freaks! This is it! End of the week! Enjoy the show and we'll be back on Monday (most likely)... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back here for the Wednesday edition of DV. By the way, if you run across funny news stories,... Read More
Hey Freaks, Hope you enjoyed the Best-Of shows we played on the weekend, but we're back now with new shows!... Read More
Hey Freaks! All aboard the crazy train! We're rolling through the week, and the news stories keep getting stranger. Enjoy... Read More
Hey Freaks! Tuesday's are always a little sexier here on DV, and this week is no different! Along with twisted... Read More
Hey Freaks! Friday's here and we have a jam packed show to end the week. Enjoy your weekend, and rest... Read More
Hey Freaks, Back with your Wednesday edition of Distorted View! Remember: If you run across a crazy news story, bizarre... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm back with another weeks worth of audiophonic stupidity to share with you. Enjoy the podcast and check... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm still a sick little monkey, but here's a brand new show for you anyways, cuz I love... Read More
Hey Freaks! We're back from vacation in big, big way! In addition to the strange, bizarre news you crave, we've... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's the end of the month, and we kick June to the curb with a fantastic episode of... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's Tuesday, and that's when things get a little sexier here on Distorted View! That's right, it's Sextastic... Read More
Hey Freaks! I've got a jam packed show for you today. Unfortunately, we've lost a loved member of the DV... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back with another fantastic edition of Distorted View! Enjoy the program, and don't forget to E-mail me with... Read More
Hey Freaks! Thanks for joining me back here to start a whole new week of Distorted View's! Oh, and enjoy... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back with the Thursday show, where I reveal the winning bumper sticker design! In a few weeks they... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's the start of the work week, which blows, but on the bright side, I'm right by your... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back here with another DV podcast for you to feast upon! Also, check out a nice, positive article... Read More
Hey Freaks! Tuesday's here and it's going to be Sextastic! What's hotter than tranny porn!? Don't answer that. In addition... Read More
Hey Freaks! We find ourselves at the end of the week! Have a fantastic, fun weekend and make sure to... Read More
Hey Freaks! What a day! Unicorn sex videos, clips from Madge Weinstein's Yeast Radio, plus all of the bizarre news... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back to start a whole new week of shows with you! Remember: if you have a funny video/audio... Read More
300th Show! Hey Freaks! Who would have thought I would stick with DV for over 300 podcasts! More puzzling is... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's Tuesday...and it's Sextastic! That's right, I've got a brand new story for you today. It's more insensitive... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm back with the Friday show! Thanks for all the great E-mails, voicemails, and news tips coming in!... Read More
Hey Freaks! Tuesday is upon us, and I've got a classic Sextastic Tuesday story for you! Plus, brand new news... Read More
Hey Freaks! I've got a big show for you today. Tons of fun stuff to go over in addition to... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back with a brand new episode! Thanks for all the E-mails and news tips! Keep them coming! On... Read More
Hey Freaks! What a way to end the week! An amazing Distorted View songs kicks off the show. Thanks to... Read More
Hey Freaks! Here's your Sextastic Wednesday! I'm still planning to have PK&J's Jeanette read a story on an upcoming edition,... Read More
Hey Freaks! The Tim Henson Suicide Watch is almost over: Television critic Tim Goodman has reported that my beloved Arrested... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's time for a BRAND NEW Sextastic Tuesday! Enjoy the insanity! Remember: if you guys run across a... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back to end another week with you guys! Bored this weekend? Sift through our archives. All of January's... Read More
Hey Freaks! Quit Yer Bitchin! I gots a brand new show for you and it's pretty excellent! Like I said... Read More
Hey Freaks! Did you miss me? Well, good! I hope you've learned to appreciate what I do for you. I'm... Read More
Hey Freaks! Happy Valentine's Day! If you have no one to love today, feel free to claim me as your... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! I start your weekend off with never before heard dickhole guy audio! Don't forget about... Read More
Hey Freaks! Here it is! For once I actually make good on a promise and give you the REAL February... Read More
Hey Freaks! Here we go again. Back to start a brand new week with you twisted freaks. Remember to click... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's February! For serious this time. In addition to the crazy news stories today, I talk about the... Read More
Hey Freaks! Hope you guys had a great weekend! Now you've got to go back to school or work, and... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back with a brand new show! After yesterday's unexpected little vacation, I try to redeem myself by playing... Read More
Hey Freaks, I think I fell into a coma last night. I totally meant to wak eup and do the... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back with the Monday podcast! I'm a little cranky on today's show, which is always a treat for... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! In addition to the crazy, bizarre news you love, I've got audio from a celebrity... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back with a brand edition of Sextastic Tuesday! I'm always looking for bizarre sex stories. If you run... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's the end of yet another week! I've had a blast with you, and can't wait to do... Read More
Hey Freaks! I've got a very special episode of DV for you today! We take a trip to...The Tranny Zone!... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back to start a whole new week of DV with you! There's a little shit talk at the... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back here with the big Thursday show! Enjoy the insanity. Remember to tell your friends about DV! Spread... Read More
Hey Freaks! This is it! The very first episode of 2006! With any luck this will be The Year of... Read More
Hey Freaks! If you're easily grossed out, you may want to skip past the first few minutes of the show... Read More
Hey Freaks! This is it! The final show before Christmas! Have yourselves a Merry Christmas or whatever you kids celebrate... Read More
Hey Freaks! Shocking Santa News! Make sure to listen to today's program with your children. Remember: if you've got funny... Read More
Hey Freaks! Hope you guys had a great weekend. I spent most of mine preparing those fucking Holiday Packs to... Read More
Hey Freaks! I've got a brand new show for you today! I'm still sick, so you can all enjoy my... Read More
Hey Freaks! Happy Birthday to DV! It was one year ago today that my first daily podcast was posted. Thanks... Read More
Hey Freaks!! I have a great show for you today! The first minute of the program alone is worth the... Read More
Hey Freaks! Cable/Internet is back on, just in time for a brand new Arrested Development tonight! We've got a big... Read More
Hey Freaks! Thank God I live in an apartment complex and can mooch off of a wireless connection! Otherwise you'd... Read More
Hey Freaks! You know what today is: Sextastic Tuesday! I've got a great, disgusting story for you today! In addition... Read More
Hey Freaks! Happy Thanksgiving! Make sure to turn up your iPod so your whole family can listen to the show... Read More
Hey Freaks, Wow! Quite a show for you today, freaks! In addition to the crazy news and a Sextastic Tuesday... Read More
Hey Freaks! Can you believe it? Can you FEEEL the excitement in the air? It's time for a brand new... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's thursday and I'm back to the loud, screaming Tim that you know and love. Fuck my upstairs... Read More
Hey Freaks! This is it! Last show for the week because I'm flying to California in like 5 hours. I... Read More
Hey Freaks, It's been quite a day, so I recorded today's show earlier than usual so I could get some... Read More
Hey Freaks! Bad News: we're ending the week early because I'll be out of town tomorrow. We'll do a Best-Of... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's our post-Halloween show: I report on all the weird shit that went down yesterday. Plus, your E-mails... Read More
Hey Freaks! What a way to end the week! In addition to the crazy news, we unleash a musical beast!... Read More
Hey Freaks! After listening to today's show, you'll want to dress up like an AIDS infected Nazi prostitute for Halloween!... Read More
Hey Freaks! Wow, what a bizarre show we have for you today. Prepare yourself mentally for it! On Today's Show:... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back with a big show for your Thursday! As always, if you have a funny news story to... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's time to start off the week right with another piping hot pile of DV shit! Enjoy the... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back for the Thursday show! If you have suggestions for episode show titles, surf on over to the... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's Tuesday, and you all know what that means: Sextastic Tuesday! Don't worry...it's a strange story, but not... Read More
Hey Freaks! Bumper Sticker Update: I'm sending a butt-load of them out today. Everyone who has donated at least $20... Read More
Hey Freaks! Ok, it's time for the Tuesday show and you know what that means. Things get a little sexier,... Read More
Hey Freaks! We're back with the big Friday program. Will I be back tomorrow doing a special Saturday show drunk... Read More
Hey Freaky Deakies! Hey, fuckwads: give me money. We're so close to my podcast expo goal. If you donate this... Read More
Hey Freaks! Hope you guys had a great weekend! Let's start a brand new week of Distorted View with a... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back here for the Friday show! Remember, there will be a BRAND NEW episode of Distoted View tomorrow.... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's Tuesday! You know what that means...another doggone Sextastic Tuesday story for you. In addition to this audio... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back here for the big Friday program! Savor the tangy goodness of todays podcast, because it's all you're... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back with the mid-week program! That's right: wednesday, bitches! Remember: if you have funny audio bloopers, news of... Read More
Hey Freaks! We're back with a brand new episode to start your week off right. If you guys run across... Read More
Hey Freaks! Friday's here and we're ending the week with some bizarre news stories, strange celebrity rumors, and much more!... Read More
Hey Freaks! Thanks for joining us for the Wednesday show! In addition to the bizarre news, you'll also how "Skanking"... Read More
Hey Freaks! Wow! A great way to end the week: tech support calls, sex terms, satan, and of course the... Read More
Hey Freaks! Another day, another batch of fucked up news! Thanks to all of you adding me as your friend... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's Monday and I'm back with more crazy, bizarre stuff for you. Listen to today's podcast and try... Read More
Hey Freaks! It was a bit of a rough show because I was tired. Fucking "Lost". I've been trying to... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back here with your Tuesday show! We've got some news of the weird, more liquid ass talk, and... Read More
Hey Freaks! We find ourselves at the end of another week. Fear not because DV will be back this weekend... Read More
Hey Freaks! It was a super slow news day and I was only able to scrape up two items. So,... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's Monday and I'm back to help get you through your shitty work-week. Funny I said "shit", because... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy today's show! What else can I say? Wet shit. How about that? Don't forget to E-mail me... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's been a crazy few days! I'm so glad to be back, spreading the distortion for all you... Read More
Hey Freaks! Holy crap! I'm so tired! Sorry if I'm out of it on today's podcast. It was a long... Read More
Hey Freaks! We're back with a brand new DV! Woohoo. What better way to start the week than with a... Read More
Hey Freaks! Phew! Late night, and I'm pooped. Enjoy the show today! Along with the fucked up stories, we are... Read More
Hey Freaks! On today's edition of Sextastic Tuesday: Teletubby erotic fan fiction. I shit you not. Enjoy the twsited madness!... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy this end-of-the-week podcast! This weekend we'll be playing a few Best-Of Shows! That's right! Come back here... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the stupidity of today's program! If you run across any disturbing/twisted stories in the news, Email them... Read More
Hey Freaks! We're back starting a new week of Distorted View's! Quite frankly, I think we've got some of the... Read More
Hey Freaks! It was kind of a slow news day, so I apologize if the stories aren't up to the... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back with another dose of Distorted Views for you! Plus, if you grew up in the 80's, you'll... Read More
Hey Freaks! Yes, it's the end of another week. Which means you'll have to go two days without stories of... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm back with the Wednesday show! I'm surprised I was able to pull the program together, as I... Read More
Hey Freaks! We're ending the week right with some fucked up shit! Remember: it's a new month, and I'd really... Read More
Hey Freaks! We're back with another dose of vulgarity and cynicism for you! If you have funny or bizzare news... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's a brand new week, and I'm here to help you get through it with a bunch of... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the insanity of today's program! If you're new to DV, prepare yourself for bad language, potentially offensive... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's Tuesday, and thats when things get a little sexier/creepier here on Distorted View Daily. That's right, a... Read More
Hey Freaks! Wow, a super late show today. It's 4:00am and I'm just getting around to posting this. So..tired... On... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back with a brand new episode, and holy mother of God is it a doozey. This program is... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy Friday's show and have a great weekend! We'll be back on Monday to start a whole new... Read More
Hey Freaks! Another day, another dose of DV with your resident Media Darling. In addition to the news, I announce... Read More
Hey Freaks! Glad to have you back for a brand new week of DV's! You're really going to enjoy the... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back with the Thursday show. Sure, it's a little rough, but it's better than nothing....right? I pepper the... Read More