Hey Freaks! We're back with a brand new episode to start your week off right. If you guys run across... Read More
Hey Freaks! Ugh. Another late night. Fear not, though because we have a brand new Sextastic Tuesday story for you!... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back with the mid-week program! That's right: wednesday, bitches! Remember: if you have funny audio bloopers, news of... Read More
Hey Freaks! As promised, here's a BRAND NEW episode of Distorted View for your Thursday. To make it worth the... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! I'm still working my crazy hours, but that should end any day now. On Today's... Read More
Hey Freaks! The normal show schedule resumes! I'm done working overnights, which means the early morning posting of shows. Today:... Read More
Hey Freaks, Enjoy the show! That's all I got today. On Today's Show: - Drowning in vomit! - Rejecting dick!... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back here for the Friday show! Remember, there will be a BRAND NEW episode of Distoted View tomorrow.... Read More
Hey Freaks! Hope you guys had a great weekend! Let's start a brand new week of Distorted View with a... Read More
Hey Freaky Deakies! Hey, fuckwads: give me money. We're so close to my podcast expo goal. If you donate this... Read More
Hey Freaks! We're back for the Thursday show! Remember: if you guys have any crazy news stories you'd like to... Read More
Hey Freaks! We're back with the big Friday program. Will I be back tomorrow doing a special Saturday show drunk... Read More
Hey Freaks! This is it! The very first episode of 2006! With any luck this will be The Year of... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back here with the big Thursday show! Enjoy the insanity. Remember to tell your friends about DV! Spread... Read More
It's Friday! Everybody is working for the weekend, baby. Not me, though. We don't do shows on the weekend. So... Read More
Heya Freaks! It's Monday. I know, I know, it sucks. Most likely it's the start of the work or school... Read More
Hey Freaks! I've got a very special episode of DV for you today! We take a trip to...The Tranny Zone!... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm having a blast this week with you guys! More great stuff to discuss including my impending financial... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! I so don't feel like typing this out. On Today's Show: - Hey, that's my... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back with a brand edition of Sextastic Tuesday! I'm always looking for bizarre sex stories. If you run... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back with more distortion for ya! Today we learn about A Neo-Nazi Tween Duo act! I think I... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! In addition to the crazy, bizarre news you love, I've got audio from a celebrity... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm back here one more time this week with a new batch of audio oddities for your ears... Read More
On Today's Show: -The Scud missile goes to the highest bidder! -How many vibrators does it take to satisfy a... Read More
Best-Of, Bitches. On Today's Show: - More elderly crack whore stories - Man's best friend with benefits - Killing and... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back with a brand new show! After yesterday's unexpected little vacation, I try to redeem myself by playing... Read More
Hey Freaks! Have a great weekend! I'll be busy planning the 1st annual Distorted View Bizarre Sex Summer Games. Get... Read More
Hey Freaks! Hope you guys had a great weekend! Now you've got to go back to school or work, and... Read More
Hey Freaks! During the show I keep insisting it's Tuesday, February 1st. What can I say? Your host is a... Read More
Hey Freaks! Ok, it's time for the Tuesday show and you know what that means. Things get a little sexier,... Read More
Hey Freaks! Thanks for joining me on Today's DV! While you're here, dont forget to check out the links to... Read More
Hey Freaks! Bumper Sticker Update: I'm sending a butt-load of them out today. Everyone who has donated at least $20... Read More
Hey Freaks! Well, I never got around to doing that promised Friday show last week. I was a lazy bitch... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's Tuesday, and you all know what that means: Sextastic Tuesday! Don't worry...it's a strange story, but not... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back with a frantic Wednesday show! Enjoy the fast-paced magic. What else is there to say? I love... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back for the Thursday show! If you have suggestions for episode show titles, surf on over to the... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's time to start a brand new week of audio stupidity! I've got a very musical edition of... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm back with the Tuesday show! I've got a brand new listener-written Sextastic Tuesday story for you. Enjoy... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back for the Wednesday program! Thanks for all of the E-mail/Voicemails. Keep them coming! Enjoy today's show! Or... Read More
Hey Freaks! Here's your Friday show! Enjoy the weekend, and we'll be back on Monday for more Distorted View! If... Read More
Hey Freaks, Grandma, what a big cock you have! That's a hint as to what today's Sextastic Tuesday is all... Read More
Hey Freaks! In addition to crazy news stories, you'll also learn which hand I use to masturbate with and my... Read More
Hey freaks! Look! A weekend show! I'm as surprised as you are. Nonetheless, enjoy the program and I'll see you... Read More
Hey Freaks! Happy Halloween! To celebrate we've got a creepy sextastic tuesday for you...on Monday! It's actually not really that... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's our post-Halloween show: I report on all the weird shit that went down yesterday. Plus, your E-mails... Read More
Hey Freaks! On today's show we've got the fist-fuck mega-mix, fart-porn: part 2, and of course, the crazy-bizarre news you've... Read More
Hey Freaks! Bad News: we're ending the week early because I'll be out of town tomorrow. We'll do a Best-Of... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's moving week for me, but I'm going to try to do a weeks worth of new shows... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show today! I've got a brand new Sextastic Tuesday story for you that will ruin even... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's another strange show! Yesterday had me freaking out on the air, and today's show is fucked up... Read More
Hey Freaks! This is it! Last show for the week because I'm flying to California in like 5 hours. I... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back for the Wednesday show! Enjoy the program, and remember to keep those E-mails and Voicemails coming! I... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm working hard on getting the member site up. It's a real son-of-a-bitch, let me tell you. It... Read More
Hey Freaks! Tim "Broken Promises" Henson? No way! Not this time. Here is the promised Friday show, even though I... Read More
Hey Freaks! Can you believe it? Can you FEEEL the excitement in the air? It's time for a brand new... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back to start a brand new week of Distorted View! Remember: the best way to help out the... Read More
Hey Freaks, Wow! Quite a show for you today, freaks! In addition to the crazy news and a Sextastic Tuesday... Read More
Hey Freaks! What a jam packed show for you today! I've got your crazy bizarre news, an entertainmnet update, audio... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back to start a brand new week of shows for you. Hope your Thanksgiving Weekend was great and... Read More
Hey Freaks! Wow, what a cluster-fuck. My XLR cable kept shorting out or something throughout the show, so I had... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm back with a working mic! Enjoy the show, and don't forget to keep sending me those funny... Read More
Hey Freaks! Remember: no one should touch you in a way you feel is wrong. And that's one to grown... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! On today's show you'll hear a brand new Tim-Fuckup! Listen to the voicemail portion of... Read More
Hey Freaks! I forgot to talk about this on the show today, but guess who's turning TWO later this week!?... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show today! We've got another listener-written Sextastic Tuesday story for you. Keep those newstips and audio/video... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show today! I'm off to Christmas shop in just a few hours. What size are you?... Read More
Hey Freaks! This week is just flying by! Enjoy today's program. For you Sideshow Members, yes, there WILL be a... Read More
Hey Freaks! Here's your Friday show! Sorry it's a bit late. Enjoy the stupidity, and for those of you who... Read More
Hey Freaks! Despite getting sick this weekend, I tried to remains productive. I finally updated the Tim's Body Parts page... Read More
Hey Freaks! Yes, we're back with a brand new show! Believe me, that last sentence really DID warrant the exclamation... Read More
Hey Freaks, Friday's show will be posted in the late afternoon, which is almost becoming a regular thing. Anyways, here's... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm still recovering from the Black Plague or whatever the hell I have, but I'm feeling much better... Read More
Hey Freaks! Hope you guys had a great weekend. I spent most of mine preparing those fucking Holiday Packs to... Read More
Hey Freaks! America, you asked for it! You said, "I want creepy porn read to me by an even creepier... Read More
Hey Freaks! Shocking Santa News! Make sure to listen to today's program with your children. Remember: if you've got funny... Read More
Hey Freaks! The holiday festivities continue today with The 12 Lays of Christmas! That's right, more of me singing! Enjoy... Read More
Hey Freaks! This is it! The final show before Christmas! Have yourselves a Merry Christmas or whatever you kids celebrate... Read More
Hey Freaks! Got another great show for you today! If you run across any great video or soundclip, send it... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back for yet another dose of audiophonic stupidity. Remember that the Don West Contest is coming to an... Read More
Hey Freaks! If you're easily grossed out, you may want to skip past the first few minutes of the show... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's the last show of the year! What better way to end 2005 then to introduce you to... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's February! For serious this time. In addition to the crazy news stories today, I talk about the... Read More
Hey freaks! On Today's Show: - Trying to make gay penguins go straight - Scalping children in the name of... Read More
It's the big Friday show! Ok, it's not much different from the other shows during the week. At any rate,... Read More
Happy Valentine's Day! We've got a great show for you today, including a special V-day message you can send to... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's a sad day in DV history as we learn what happened to the dickhole guy and why... Read More
Hey freaks! We made it to the end of another week! Enjoy the show, and we'll see you back on... Read More
Hey freaks! I'm back to start a whole new week of Distorted View! Hope you feel rested and refreshed from... Read More
Hey freaks! It's an educational program today as Distorted View teaches you a few lessons you'd never hear in school.... Read More
Hey Freaks! It was a slow news day, but I think I found a few good ones for you. Now... Read More
Hey freaks! It's another crazy podcast full of strange, weird, disgusting, wonderful stuff! On Today's Show: - What are pineapple... Read More
Hey Freaks! Hope you had great weekend! On Sunday I sat in with Paul and Jeanette as they taped their... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's time for a BRAND NEW Sextastic Tuesday! Enjoy the insanity! Remember: if you guys run across a... Read More
It's Friday and I've got one more dose of Distorted View for you before we call it a week! Remember:... Read More
Hey Freaks! Last week we read a strange Sextastic Tuesday story, but this week, it's just kind of gross. Fast... Read More
Hey Freaks! Here it is! For once I actually make good on a promise and give you the REAL February... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back with another brand new episode for you! This episode is made even more special by a listener-submitted... Read More
Hey Freaks! Here's your Sextastic Wednesday! I'm still planning to have PK&J's Jeanette read a story on an upcoming edition,... Read More
Hey Freaks, Back with the Thursday show! Enjoy the program and remember: stay away from the brownies. On Today's Show:... Read More
Hey freaks! Enjoy the Monday show! Too drunk to do show notes! On today's show - A fecal flood! -... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm running really late. Here's the new show. I'm so poor, and so black: paypal me 🙂 -... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the program today and don't forget to check out some of the brand new DV merchandise! Rawwwwk.... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back for the Thursday program! Enjoy the audio of the kids freaking out and of course the twisted... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back here for the big Friday program! Savor the tangy goodness of todays podcast, because it's all you're... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back to start a whole new week of DV! I've got a new lady in my life! A... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's Tuesday! You know what that means...another doggone Sextastic Tuesday story for you. In addition to this audio... Read More
Hey Freaks! Ok, we're back on track here! Yesterday I re-played the Sextastic Tuesday show since the audio was all... Read More
Hey Freaks! Hope you guys are having a great weekend! It's about to get greater, though, because it's time for... Read More
Hey Freaks! Oh man, I think I managed to find the most vile, disgusting Sextastic Tuesday story to date! If... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm back with an extended episode of DV for you today. It's over 40 minutes of audio stupidity.... Read More
No show yet. It will be posted this evening. Am I lying or telling the truth? Only time will tell!... Read More
Hey Freaks! Am I liar? Yes, but not in this case. As promised, here is your Friday/Saturday show. It's a... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back with a brand new episode! Remember: if you freaks find funny/bizarre/gross things on the Internet, E-mail them... Read More
Hey Freaks! Lots of great stuff on today's show! Enjoy this sum-bitch all weekend long and I'll be back on... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back to start a whole new week of DV with you! There's a little shit talk at the... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back here for the Tuesday show! I'm proud to say Sextastic Tuesday has returned! Enjoy the insanity. And... Read More
Hey Freaks! The week is just rolling right along, and Distorted View is here to document some of the world's... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's the end of yet another week! I've had a blast with you, and can't wait to do... Read More
Welcome back, everybody! Hope you all had a great weekend. I haven't had any takers on our "Buy Tim A... Read More
Hey Freaks! Website update: I guess on some computers the page looks like crap, while on others it looks pretty... Read More
Back here for your hump day show! What else can I say? On Today's Show: -Killing your mother with the... Read More
Hey freaks! Thanks for checking out the podcast! It's a good one today, and that's a Tim Henson Promise(tm). The... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back with the Monday podcast! I'm a little cranky on today's show, which is always a treat for... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's Tuesday, which means a brand new edition of Sextastic Tuesday. You can probably tell after listening to... Read More
Hey freaks! We're back with a brand new podcast for ya! On Today's Show: -Why you shouldn't give an axe... Read More
Hey freaks! Back here with the Thursday show! Remember, if you run across a funny or strange news story, send... Read More
On today's show: - Cockfighting! It's staged to make a comeback if some crazy nutjob from Oklahoma has anything to... Read More
Greetings! Hope you freaks had a great weekend! I got a few E-mails wondering how many people are subscribing to... Read More
Hey Freaks! Welcome to October! We're back to start another month and week with more bizarre news stories, plus much... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back with a brand new episode! Enjoy the program! Keep those E-mail's and voicemails coming! I love hearing... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the program. I added artwork to today's show, so if you've got one of them fancy iPods,... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back after another long weekend. It's time to get back down to business. Enjoy the show today, and... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm back with a brand new edition of Sextastic Tuesday! Enjoy! Don't forget to voicemail me. I try... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the program today! I got a flood of voicemails, and while I can't play them all on... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back for the Thursday show! I've got nothing to add here, so I'll just say enjoy the show... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's time to end the week, but fear not! We'll be back on Monday and do it all... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's time to start off the week right with another piping hot pile of DV shit! Enjoy the... Read More
Hey Freaks! Here we go again. Another Tuesday, another sextastic story for you. My roommate Joe came through with today's... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back with a big show for your Thursday! As always, if you have a funny news story to... Read More
Hey Freaks! Wow, what a bizarre show we have for you today. Prepare yourself mentally for it! On Today's Show:... Read More
Hey Freaks! After listening to today's show, you'll want to dress up like an AIDS infected Nazi prostitute for Halloween!... Read More
Hey Freaks! What a way to end the week! In addition to the crazy news, we unleash a musical beast!... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm back here with you to start a brand new week of DV! If you didn't catch it,... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy this spooky, creeptacular crapfest. I've got a brand new Sextastic Tuesday story, along with all the other... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's November! Yay! Oh, who am I kidding, November sucks. November is the poor man's August. I have... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Thursday show! Remember: if you've come across some funny audio or video that you think would... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy today's show! It's a real fun one. Have a great weekend and keep all those E-mails, paypal... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm so happy to be back with you after my long weekend! We've got more pussy farts and... Read More
Hey Freaks, It's been quite a day, so I recorded today's show earlier than usual so I could get some... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! I'm all packed up and I'm leaving Columbus. After today, I'll be replaying some Best-If... Read More
Hey Freaks! Jesus! It's taken me almost 2 hours to upload the show (dialup) and I'm falling asleep here. I'm... Read More
Hey Freaks! Finally, I'm back with a new show for you! See, I gave you a taste of what a... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's thursday and I'm back to the loud, screaming Tim that you know and love. Fuck my upstairs... Read More
Hey Freaks! I feel like death, but I try to "bring home the funny". I don't even fucking know what... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm back to start a whole new week of show with you! The big news is that the... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's Tuesday, and you all know what that means! Sextastic! Thanks to our good buddy Preston, we've got... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show and I'll be back after Thanksgiving for more DV this week!! On Today's Show: -... Read More
Hey Freaks! Happy Thanksgiving! Make sure to turn up your iPod so your whole family can listen to the show... Read More
Hey Freaks! Welcome back! Another long weekend as I spent Thanksgiving in my hometown of Ashtabula, Ohio. I'm back with... Read More
Hey Freaks! You know what today is: Sextastic Tuesday! I've got a great, disgusting story for you today! In addition... Read More
Hey Freaks! Welcome to Distorted View Daily. If you're new to the podcast, get ready to have your ass kicked... Read More
Hey Freaks! Thank God I live in an apartment complex and can mooch off of a wireless connection! Otherwise you'd... Read More
Hey Freaks! Made it to the end of another week. And you know what? We did it together. I mean,... Read More
Hey Freaks! Cable/Internet is back on, just in time for a brand new Arrested Development tonight! We've got a big... Read More
Hey Freaks! How many times do I say "rape" on today's show? It seems like an awful lot, but with... Read More
Hey Freaks!! I have a great show for you today! The first minute of the program alone is worth the... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Thursday show! Remember: Tomorrow is Distorted View's 1 year birthday! If you'd like to send along... Read More
Hey Freaks! Happy Birthday to DV! It was one year ago today that my first daily podcast was posted. Thanks... Read More
Hey Freaks! My killer cold is persisting, so today's show is short. I've got a brand new Sextastic Tuesday story... Read More
Hey Freaks! I've got a brand new show for you today! I'm still sick, so you can all enjoy my... Read More
Welcome to Thursday my twisted little freaky deakies. We've got a great show for you, and I'm not just saying... Read More
Hey Freaks, I'm back to start a brand new week of shows for you! I've receieved a few E-mails asking... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's Tuesday, and we all know what that means: horrific porn! Enjoy the show! Keep those Don West... Read More
Hey Freaks! Keep those Don West songs/mashups coming! I've already received several. If I pick yours as the best, you'll... Read More
Hey Freaks! Another day, another sparkling new dose of the worst humanity has to offer.I'm so glad to be your... Read More
Hey Freaks! This is the last new show until after Christmas. On today's show: Christmas music, a visit from an... Read More
Hey Freaks! Hope you all had a great Christmas (if that's your thing) and I'm sooooo happy to be back.... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm finally back from my Christmas vacation and have a great show for you! Enjoy the program and... Read More
Hey freaks, Ok, I've been a bad, bad host. I took my hosting responsibilites and pissed on them like an... Read More
Hey Freaks, Well today was a giant clusterfuck. I recorded the show, was done by 2:00pm. Ran some errands and... Read More
It's time for another episode of the podcast that Chinchilla Fancy magazine calls, "An utter disappointment". Who the hell wants... Read More
It's Thursday and we have another jammed-packed episode full of freaks and weirdos! If you enjoy the show, don't forget... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! I start your weekend off with never before heard dickhole guy audio! Don't forget about... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back to start a new week with you. Here we go! On Today's Show: - Dunkin Grossnuts -... Read More
Hey Freaks! Happy Valentine's Day! If you have no one to love today, feel free to claim me as your... Read More
Hey freaks! Thanks to everyone who has offered to help with podcast hosting. It's the stangest thing, but when I... Read More
Hey Freaks! Did you miss me? Well, good! I hope you've learned to appreciate what I do for you. I'm... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy today's show! We revist dick cheese porn on Sextastic Tuesday, plus all of the twisted news your... Read More
Hey Freaks! Quit Yer Bitchin! I gots a brand new show for you and it's pretty excellent! Like I said... Read More
Hey Freaks! Today I share with you the movies I've received from TLA Raw! It's only a matter of time... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back to end another week with you guys! Bored this weekend? Sift through our archives. All of January's... Read More
Hey freaks! Hope you guys had a great weekend. I'd love to hear about it, but we don't have because... Read More
Hey Freaks! We're ending the week in a big, big way! In addition to all of the typical sick shit,... Read More
Hey Freaks! Here we go again. Back to start a brand new week with you twisted freaks. Remember to click... Read More
Hey my twisted little freaks! We're back with an all-new episode of Distorted View Daily for you to feast upon!... Read More
Hey everybody! Back here with a truly twisted episode of Distorted View! Enjoy the show, and don't forget to E-mail... Read More
Hey freaks! I think I found one of the strangest news stories in quite awhile. You don't want to miss... Read More
Hey Freaks! Another fun show today, aside from audio clipping issues. Warning: return of the shit slurper! I have warned... Read More
Hey freaks! I had a blast this week and I hope you did, too. We end the week right with... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's all come to this. We finally find out who has won the stale kaiser E-bay auction! On... Read More